Trolling well

A well that spawns a considerable amount of trolling.

Joseph: "That bitch from The Ring came out of the trolling well last night, and I pissed my pants."

Mary: "That's what she said."

by Kmgtpezy April 24, 2011

The Ben Wells

The act of ejaculating in another's nostril, then snot rocketing it out into a bowl, to be later ingested by the family dog. The name originates from it's founder, as it is widely believed he was the first to ever take part in this act.

Person A: Hey, Alex, are you up for doing 'The Ben Wells'?
Person B: Wow, no way man, I have a nostril infection
Person A: Ahhhh daannnggggggg I don't know anyone else with a dog, when do you reckon It'll be okay?

by The White Beast July 19, 2012

Well Basted

To have one's vagina or anus sufficiently moistened and/or lubricated prior to any form of sexual intercourse.

Darlene only allowed Frank to penetrate her anal sphincter when it was well basted with some KY jelly. Otherwise, the old brown eye was off limits.

by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2015

Wallace Wells

A drink consisting of vodka, club soda, Scott Pilgrim’s piss and topped off with fire.

“Uh Yeah, 2 Wallace Wells on the rocks for me and The Rock.”

by MyStupidFriendsMadeMeDoThis August 14, 2019

big well in

Universal word,fits in absolutely any sentence and means absolutely everything.

hey there heard you took the big well in

by Well in March 3, 2017

Tom Welling

1) A talented actor who is famous for playing Clark Kent on the show "Smallville"

2) A delicious hunk of man meat

Person 1: Poor Tom Welling, always being objectified by women and being recognized more for his body and beautiful face than his acting skills and personality...
Person 2: Remember when he was naked on Smallville?
Person 1: YES! IT WAS AWESOME OMGOJIHUYTFADCB!! HE'S SO YUMMY!
Person 2: Now THAT'S acting.

by ocidfjknfbdhsf December 29, 2010

Yea...Well...

1. When someone says something and it's kinda true, but you don't want it to be true
2. When you argue about something and the truth is revealed and you still don't want it to be true

Tyler: What kinda friend does that...
$am: Yea...Well...

by $amantha January 20, 2015