Kink Wellington

It’s like beef Wellington just with daddy issues and a liking for CCBBT~Cattle Cock and Bovine Ball Torture.

After reading their online dating profile, which mentioned both being raised in the countryside on a cattle farm and a recent purchase of a custom-built spanking bench, I knew I was dealing with a full-course Kink Wellington.

by Indec1sive April 1, 2025

cooking a wellington

The act of wrapping a welshmans john thomas in tin foil and gently warming over a scented candle flame

I can't come out tonight, I'm cooking a wellington

by yyoogghhuurrtt December 19, 2013

A Beef Wellington

Taking a gnarly shit during a urinary analysis proctored exam on purpose.

God Damnit Sargent, you know better! The sign clearly stated urinary analysis not a beef Wellington!

by Dirty Contractor August 12, 2022

A Beef Wellington

Taking a gnarly shit during a urinary analysis proctored exam on purpose.

God Damnit Sargent, you know better! The sign clearly stated urinary analysis! This is not the place for a Beef Wellington!

by Dirty Contractor August 12, 2022

Don't eat the Beef Wellington

Coined after poisoner in Australia used death cap mushrooms to "allegedly" kill 4 people using Beef Wellington.

"Sally is cooking me a meal tonight".

"Don't eat the Beef Wellington" !!!

by RideBigPony August 14, 2023