Fatty wank

Artwork or photographs of BBW or SSBBW that men will jerk off to. A phrase coined by an artist called Krampuskind.

John went down to the pr0n shop to buy some fatty wank.

by Lupine the 3rd January 24, 2012

utility wank

Masturbation, not initiated out of sexual arousal, but to achieve a goal, like relieving pressure or to become tired.

I couldn't sleep, so I utility wanked.

I wasn't even horny, it was just a utility wank so I could go to sleep.

by Germaggeddon January 9, 2013

Bradworthy Wank

The act of masturbating in your living room while trying to get caught by the Google Street View car.

As soon as I saw the car coming round the corner by the Bradworthy Inn, I ran home, flopped it out and start it furiously Bashing the Bishop, in the hopes that the image of me choking my chicken would live forever on Google Street View.

Best Bradworthy Wank I ever had.

by EducatedBumpkin March 26, 2022

Not Worth a Wank

To describe a situation or occasion beneath ones-self, comparable to being beneath ones lowest level of masturbation.

An act that does not live up to expectation

John: Hey bill, have you seen that new horror movie, ya know the one that's really sick?

Bill: Yeah Ive seen it and trust me its 'not worth a wank'

by Myerpheus April 12, 2012

Gentlemans wank

When a man decides to wear a condom,during masterbation.

generally performed when cleanliness is paramount.


performing a gentlemans wank gives the man a sense of chivalry.

Hey man,was up in the hotel room a while a ago,had a gentlemans wank.

hey man,had a couple of spare condoms,so i belted out a quick gentlemans wank.

had to be carefull,so i had a gentlemans wank.

by Roland 808 March 19, 2009

cheeky belgian giggle wank

A belgian tradition of wanking and giggling at the same time because pornhub is just that hilarious

why is mark laughing alone in his room?
Because hes having a cheeky belgian giggle wank.

by sexygordon November 24, 2011

Bulgarian Ankle Wank

The Bulgarain Ankle Wank originated in the Dupnitsa area circa 2000.

It is the act of squatting with ones manhood positioned between the ankles, then bouncing rhythmically until climax

I'm going home for a Bulgarian Ankle Wank

by Blimmond December 4, 2015