When someone shows off the success of their exam-smart or pseudo-talented kids or tutees in school or olympiad math, by posting photos of their grades, awards, medals, or certificates on social media, dreaming for a googol likes in return—wayang is a Malay word that mockingly describes someone as being “fake” in the sense that they are putting up an act in front of others.
Guesstimate how many wayang math postings appear on Facebook and Instagram every year by oft-kiasu or egocentric parents to hint to their social circles of their “supernatural” parenting or tutoring skills.
by MathPlus November 13, 2021
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When a car is under warranty and a major part needs to be replaces or fixed the dealership will do everything in their power to prove that it's not their fault. Constantly interrogating, investigating, and lying so they can put the blame on you.
When a car is under warranty and a major part needs to be replaces or fixed the dealership will do everything in their power to prove that it's not their fault. Constantly interrogating, investigating, and lying so they can put the blame on you.
Customer: "...but it should be covered under warranty. The car warranty states it can be repaired at any Taicola Dealership."
Taicola Service Manager: "It states that in the car unity deformation transformation act of 13523 that if you didn't buy your vehicle at this specific dealership we can't fix it. I'm going to have to make some phone calls and I'm going to have the CSI investigate."
Customer: "You're full of shit."
Taicola Service Manager: "It states that in the car unity deformation transformation act of 13523 that if you didn't buy your vehicle at this specific dealership we can't fix it. I'm going to have to make some phone calls and I'm going to have the CSI investigate."
Customer: "You're full of shit."
by Michael Valentine March 28, 2006
Get the car warranty mug.A nice, small town outside of Boston. The people are really cool, and a lot of them are rich, even though they act like their not, well, the north wayland people brag a little, but they are richer anyways. The cochituate side of wayland isn't as rich, but they dontnbrag about it. We have really awesome school systems, everyone is really smart there. They've got this really awesome pizza place called liberty's where everyone hangs out after school, they're piza is awesome! Some of the people are pretty stupid at making decisions though, cause we had a really boss high school, but the people wanted to build a new one, and I was like, "Are you kidding me??" our teams are super awesome though cause they always win the games, and everyone has a bunch of school spirit, cause we always wear orange and black, ourtown colors, on game days. The only really annoying thing about wayland is that our schools never close on snow days. It is a fun atmosphere here though, and whenever they say something about wayland on the news, everyone in town gets all excited about it. Once, at school, there was cameras filming something for the news, and it was a big deal with everyone in the entire school.
by threatlevelmidnight April 20, 2011
Get the Wayland mug.Gorgeous, maybe even pretty but in a masculine way. Intelligent, thoughtful, caring, and a damn good shag. The word "Warran" in Sanskrit actually translates directly as "he who is bloody marvellous and can do wonderful things with his cock". A good guy, if you've got one, love him like there's no tomorrow.
Girl- Do me like a Warran would
Boy - I'm trying, but I'm just not that good
Girl - Try harder, I really need a Warran!
Boy - I'm trying, but I'm just not that good
Girl - Try harder, I really need a Warran!
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by max December 9, 2004
Get the wayawan mug."Dude, you tore up that guy on the street! He was waylaisted!"
"Dude, what's in this stuff? I'm... waylaisted."
"Dude, what's in this stuff? I'm... waylaisted."
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