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Walking Piss

When one walks down the street, usually drunk, and urinates as he walks (usually for the amusement of his buddies/mates). The true walking piss is done without the aid of hands, a feat that is perfectly feasible as long as one isn't hung like a field mouse. Extra points are earned if the individual doing the walking piss executes it in an area in which pedestrians are present. The general rule of the walking piss amongst pedestrians is that if YOU don't look down at your dick, nobody else will either.
Yo, check out Chewy- he's gonna rip a walking piss right by that outdoor café .
by Sloppy7ths January 15, 2009
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Walking Escalator

n. A person who is unable to perform simple tasks and rendered to be virtually retarded.
My father gave me a toothbrush for lunch telling me to eat fresh. God damn walking escalator.
by MyBassIsSlippery May 30, 2018
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Peruvian Walking Sea Turtle

The Peruvian Walking Sea Turtle were presumably re-discovered by Chinese zoologist Ping Long-Wang in 1963 along the coasts of Peru. Ping noted the peculiar way in which these turtles walked on land, much unlike other sea turtles in the oceans.

The Peruvian Walking Sea Turtle's have a declining population, and biologists assume that the species have been hunted to near extinction for their meat. The current predicted population is 234 as of 2009, and is on a continued decline.

The species is only found in Peru, and is hunted illegally by Japanese fisherman and hunters today, despite the governmental protection given to the species.

Scientists predict that this rare species will be eradicated by 2015.

The fastest recorded speed of the Peruvian Walking Sea Turtle is 15 k/m on land.

Sightings of these animals are extremely rare. Aside from those in captivity, the last recorded sighting was in 2007. This may be because they are very hard to pick out from ordinary sea turtles, and they are extremely rare on land.

Peruvian Walking Sea Turtle's come in various colors. Green on the females for camouflage. Purple on the males to attract other females. The brighter the purple, the more attention from females.
There is a Peruvian Walking Sea Turtle in Central Park Zoo in New York, New York, USA.
by Rudius Maximus November 30, 2010
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Rhythm Walking

A phenomenon that can be observed in people who listen to music with headphones while walking. The affected person will walk perfectly in time with the music they are listening to- often more quickly or slowly than they normally would, depending on the tempo of the music. They will oftentimes not even notice that they are doing this. To everyone else, they simply look as if they are either in a huge hurry to get somewhere or are incredibly tired and can barely walk. Rhythm Walking can affect virtually anybody, and is more common in people who listen to music with a pronounced drum beat.
"Hey, what's up with Frank? He was shuffling along really slowly just a minute ago, and now he's walking really fast."
"He's got headphones in. Must be rhythm walking."
by Darc Discordia December 30, 2009
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walking hangover

When a person begins to have hangover symptoms quickly after drinking alcoholic beverages, or while still drinking alcoholic beverages.
I've only drank 7 beers, but I'm starting to get a headache, I think I'm getting a walking hangover."
by boxvic July 29, 2010
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fancy walkin'

The sidewalk's for regular walkin', not for fancy walkin'!
by Iowa dogg July 1, 2005
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