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Wheezy Waiter 

Wheezy Waiter is Craig Benzine, a video content creator, who has a popular channel on YouTube and a blog under the name Wheezy Waiter. Craig has been creating Wheezy Waiter videos since June 2007.

Wheezy Waiter is as popular as other video content creators who are defined on Urban Dictionary.

Craig calls himself Wheezy Waiter, because when he started creating videos for the internet, he was working as a waiter and because he has asthma. (He no longer works as a waiter.)

In his videos, Craig often creates vocabulary that catches on very quickly and begins to be widely used on the internet, including the terms doobly-doo and noodle boiler, which already appear on UD.

Wheezy Waiter videos have many repeated themes, including: use of slap bracelets to celebrate, clones of Craig punching each other, winks that make a dinging sound, music playing when Craig's chair slides across carpet, Craig playing a version of his mother who stands at the window and profanely criticizes him, and lots of attention to Craig's beard, which has become Wheezy Waiter's trademark. (Wheezy Waiter viewers are referred to as beardlovers.)

There are also long series of videos on a single theme, such as a long series of videos he did of song puns using breakfast items (Eggs over Easy E, Braneater, Iggy Pop Tart, Barack Obomelette, to name a few). His longest-running series is Free Bagel Friday, when he punches his boss to steal his boss' bagel.
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Wheezy Waiter is the greatest non-Ze-Frank vlogger of all time. - John Green, another content creator who's defined on UD
Wheezy Waiter by martha_s February 6, 2010
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A Waifu is the word for an anime character , which is your "Wife". It also can be engrish , meaning pronounce Wife in japanese. The importenst thing in having a Waifu is to never have more than one. If you do so , your laifu is ruined.
I'm in love with my Waifu
My Waifu can't eat , she is 2D
Waifu by WaifuStealer January 14, 2015
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Legen-Wait For It... DARY! 

Barney Stinsons A.K.A.

Mr. Awesome, The Barnacle, Barn Door,

The Stinstonian, Swarley, Swarles (Barkley),

B-Dawg, Stinson-natti, Barnman, Nestor Diaz or B-Nasty

From How I Met Your Mother Favourite Word.

He has said "Tonights going to be Legen-Wait For It... DARY! LEGENDARY!"
A Bunch of times throughout the entire series.
Barney: Tonight s going to be Legen-Wait For It... DARY! LEGENDARY!
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Barney: It's going to be legen-- wait for it-- and I hope you're not lactose intolerant, because the second half of the word is-- dairy! Legendary!
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Barney: We're building an igloo in Central Park. It's going to be legendary! Snow suit up
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Barney: Its going to be legen. wait for it- (end of Season 2)
Barney: -dary! (start of Season 3)
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Barney: Tonight is gonna be legen-- wait are we sure it's a good idea to go to a strip club.. Shut up Lily I'm in charge now-- dary!
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Barney: Tonight is going to be legen... it's the night we stole a camel... which means it'll be full of drama... dary. Dromedary!
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Barney: It's gonna be legen- I'm not waitin' for it any longer
Quinn: (after sex) Dary!
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Barney : This wedding is gonna be legendary!
Robin: No "wait for it"?
Barney: I've got you. I don't have to wait for it anymore.
Legen-Wait For It... DARY! by MR.Jt November 16, 2013

Waiting on Opie 

a customary waiting period in anticipation of your marijuana to be delivered while wondering why Opie was delayed (usually accompanied by anger, annoyance, excitement, and impatience). This conduct was something his friends were accustomed to and wish they could wait for him once again.
Jason and I laughed at Chad because he was stuck at home waiting on Opie and missed out on all the fun.
Waiting on Opie by Opie420RIP June 29, 2011
commonly used when a retard tries to wax a pussy with super glue
that guy is such a wailwax.
wailwax by asianboymarlo October 1, 2014

waist bender

The action of raging when you are too old to head bang without immediately regretting it! You resort to bending at the waist to appear to still headbang!
I'm still a fucking headbanger, but sonetimes I have to be a waist bender because I'm too old to rage and break my neck to Excision like I used to!
waist bender by Warpy927 August 3, 2018

goodbye waiter 

A person who will publicly announce their intention to leave a place, whether it be in real life or on the internet, but will not actually leave until enough people have said 'bye' to them. Often, they will re-announce their intention of leaving multiple times.
"Man, Chris, is such a goodbye waiter. I don't know why he needs everyone in the place to acknowledge that he's leaving, he must be insecure about something."
goodbye waiter by jsheppar January 2, 2009