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Michael Blinky Waters

Derived from the cartoon Blinky Bill. Blinky's have a body build with the stunning resemblance to E.T, dyed blond hair, the body language of a confused gay squirrel.

He enjoys being with his gf n doing other lame activities because he is a proud WOM. Blinky has no hair style even after the expensive extremely gay dyeing of his hair and use of a pink hair dryer. Blinkys like watching stupid dating shows on MTV and are always the first onto bandwagon in music and fashon. Blinkys are fluent in the languag of druek and nuerk. e.g "hav u seen druek black?" or "man druek that furking nuerk"
"hey mate u seen Michael Blinky Waters?, nah i think he with steph....WOMMMM!"
"hey where mike? oh blinkys blow drying his hair"
"blinky needs to get ready, giv him another hour. ok"
by OHOHOWND April 12, 2010
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On Pages' Wages

To be paid at a low rate.
He is on pages' wages
by Kwikfingers! June 13, 2016
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doo-doo waters

A very immature term for anything of unmistakably low quality or desireability. Sometimes phrased as "DDW." The exact etymology is unknown to the author.
Daaaaaaamn the food at the cafeteria today was doo-doo waters
by KPW January 8, 2009
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Amber Wager

Amber Wager is usually a young, beautiful, and crazy girl. She is usually the crazy type that doesn't put up with people's shit wanting to get into fights. Amber Wager has had several past relationships, but soon find their soulmates (the guys name is usually Keith) He treats her right, cares for her so much, and always makes her his top priority before anything and anyone else. Amber Wager is the one to make others laugh and smile with groovy dance moves. Overall.. The perfect girl anyone could ask for in their lives.
Amber Wager is the cutest girl in the whole wide world ... - Keith Fuller
by Whatever the name April 5, 2019
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chippies wages

A term used by people do describe how much overpaid joiners are on for the botched up jobs they do, they own 5 computers, 4 laptops, 2 cars, and are on about £60,000 a year for butchering wood
£500 for a processor ?, you must be on chippies wages !!!
by Gazster September 3, 2006
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Wangers

Oi this is wangers let’s dash
by SG15-S64, February 7, 2019
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honeydue waterslide

When a guy pisses in a girl's asshole and then f's her in the ass using his own urine as lubrication.
Did you hear John gave Melissa a honeydue waterslide? That's hot.
by Frankadfad May 30, 2006
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