snaffy waffy

a deviation on snafu; something that is totally fucked up but not totally unexpected

pronounced: /snaph-fee waph-fee/
usage: noun

That was some snaffy waffy shit when that little bitch got herself knocked up.

by budious February 11, 2007

waft

waft to make a sentence sarcastic, usually used by scottish teenagers to poke fun at others.

Tom you are amazing at singing, waft.

by smellycatinnitmate December 23, 2009

Taffy Waffy

Fat Essex bloke who eats many pies. Rides a fat motorbike, and also a dog called jasper. Tries to go running once a year, but is usually put-off by the prospect of half a chicken with curry sauce from the chippy. Has the ability to look at two people at the same time although they're standing 15m apart.

"Why haven't u got any pies left?"
"Taff came in earlier for a light snack. You'll have to go to Mongolia to find a pie shop that he hasn't raided."

by Dude January 29, 2004

Turd Wafter

Someone, usually a male who farts in front of his friends and then proceeds to use his hand to get right under the fart and waft it in a scoop like action out into their faces.

Rose would fart in a slighty sly manner trying to hide it from his friends, but only when things get too much he can't hold it in and proceeds to WAFT.in answer to this one would shout "oi Rose you fucking turd wafter!"

by cecil the hamster January 9, 2009

butt wafting

The rediculous notion that when spooning the little spoons butt odor shoots up through the covers right into the nostrils of the big spoon.

Ewwww tyler i am catching a nasty butt wafting effect.

by TR+EW=Buttwaft(apparently) February 25, 2008

Tuna Waft

The art of a female queefing in the face of another person of lesser awesomeness or alternatively, in the face of a significant other whilst not paying attention. Hence; wafting them with tuna.

Boy sits staring at his game of Modern Warfare. Girl says "i'm gonna tuna waft him." girl sneaks up behind him and then lets out a loud queef on his head, everyone laughs....except the boy.

He's just been Tuna Wafted.

by Stokley_51 April 26, 2011

Waty

super fucked, belligerent, drunk off YO azz, a state where you bang into counters, like schwasted...except better

Me banged into the counter, i so waty, shit.

by Aiden Calwright August 29, 2009