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twat waffel

the lips of a vagina or so called "pussy".
i licked the shizzle out of a twat waffel with syrup,butter,and jelly mmmm mmm mmmm biatch
by johnSEX=POOP June 25, 2006
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wafers

Slang for ecstasy (Metilenodioximetanfetamina).
When you're on wafers you get euphoric.
by _Martha_ January 30, 2008
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Ghetto wafer

A ghetto œuvre consisting of; a mini waffle topped with a small piece of fried chicken and hot sauce.
1: Gimmi dat ghetto wafer!!!
2. Nah son im hungry.
by Jackaattack May 11, 2010
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waffler

someone who activly waffles
man i am such a waffler
by Klein collins janitor March 4, 2004
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Bruton snuff wafer

Act of placing ones testicles inside the lower lip of a consenting or non-consenting individual. The testicles may become flattened not unlike a wafer when forced into the lower lip.
I was bored, she was passed out so i gave her the Bruton snuff wafer
by Richi J October 13, 2008
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Waffelmingle

the proper word for the thIng used to unclog a toilet, plunger
by Anonymous July 31, 2003
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Cookie Waffler

Yeah, thats me... mhm .... you got that right.

Now a cookie Waffler is a person who likes both cookies and waffles a lot that they probably eat them on a weekly basis. In that case, they call themselves cookie (as a first name for respect for the cookies 🙏🏼) and then because they like waffles and also waffle so much they are called waffles as a second name (waffles are second because I love cookies more and also when you buy waffles it says 'potato' first and then waffles as a last word) you see I'm already waffling and its an addiction WARNING : ⚠️NEVER HAVE WAFFLES ITS A VERY BAD DRUG THAT CAUSES WAFFLING WORSE THAN COCAINE AND WEED AND ALL THAT YA KNOW....UH DRUGS...NO LIES HERE MATE⚠️
David: "Sire have you heard of Cookie Waffler?"
George: "Cookie waffles so much oml..."

David :"one day she will become a cookie almost literally in the shape of a waffle"

George:"that's a bit too extreme David"
David :"yes gogy i agree sorry my apologies"
George:"apology accepted now make me a cookie and air fry me some waffles to make them healthy...no deep fry...air fry"
David :"I heard they are drugs sire!"
George:"its okay I love drugs... DROOOOGS!"
David :"uh ok...."
by Cookie Waffler April 19, 2021
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