Garbage Wiping

The act of wiping with previously used tissue paper (usually retrieved from the garbage), because the toilet paper is all gone. This relatively gross act is to be used as a last resort method of wiping, and is not for everyone. Some would rather continue with a poopy butt than subject themselves to this.

Character 1: Get me some damn TP! I dont wanna have to go garbage wiping again!

by rieyin March 8, 2010

wet wipe

Something or someone uncool.

Ellie: Madonna is such a wet wipe
Yasmin: I know right

by stalkyasmin June 11, 2013

Penis wipe

A synthesised fabric coated with a layer of Aloa Vera which obsourbs the licquid coming out a males penis.

Daymm girl i needa PENIS WIPE!!.

by Alexa and Aisha August 1, 2009

ass wipe

a butt pluggin, rug munchin, ass hole son of a biatch.

or toilet paper

oo that ass wipe needs to go to a gay convention

who was the asswipe that didn't leave any asswipes in here?

by random thoughts August 16, 2003

re-wipe

The act of having to return to the washroom to wipe your ass again as you did not remove all the crap the first time.

that shit I just took was so sticky, it required a re-wipe.

by Soused February 28, 2007

Wipe Down

Catch phrase from "Top Dog", a reoccurring guest on YourMomsHousePodcast, about proper form for cleaning up after doing your business in airports and various other toilets. His jeans are pulled up extremely high, which helps for the wiping down process.

Tommy Buns says, "I keep getting dingleberries in my briefs!"
TopDog say, "Don't forget to wipe down!"

by Theo Huxtables November 22, 2013

charity wipe

Wiping your butt minutes or hours after the offending dump has been taken. Sometimes necessary when the offending dump has been particularly greasy and you can't be sure you got completely clean during the intial wipe.

I took a dump an hour ago that was so greasy that now I have to do a charity wipe.

by Micah A. March 15, 2008