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Naked Wasted

You will not know it when it happens but everyone else will. Drinking to the point of nudity.
Amanda called and said lets get naked wasted.
Naked Wasted by moanany January 24, 2009

Alpha-Wasted

above & beyond drunk. Out of body experience. Drunk to the point you cant control your self.
Foo last night I was so Alpha-Wasted I fucked Edgar's mom.
Alpha-Wasted by drunkfoo88 January 17, 2011

Rockstar Wasted 

When you are so drunk and high that you feel like a rockstar. Typically, this state of mind will encourage you to encourage girls to show you their breasts.
Rockstar Wasted by greenninja2 April 3, 2011

CT Wasted 

When you're so drunk that you wish you were white and more pretty. Also goes to visit a boy but forgets to open the door resulting in a collision. Maximum level of wasted right after blacking out.
CT Wasted by Wildebeast331 January 10, 2012

Kemp-wasted 

The act of getting so drunk you pass out in the bathroom resting on your boobs before 10pm.
Forget about white-girl wasted, I wanna get kemp-wasted!
Kemp-wasted by Rw4747 December 31, 2013

chaz wasted 

When a person reaches the level of intoxication that affect the ability to speak and form comprehensive sentences yet still remain entirely awesome and can hang all night like a boss. Getting so drunk that your mouth can't form the words in your head but you can still have a full conversation and entertain the party til the end.
We partied like rockstars all night and got chaz wasted.