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assyrian car wash

When you take an epic, unwipeable dump. All avenues to a clean butthole have failed. Go straight to shower and do not pass go,
I ate of bunch of Bosnian food last night. Had to take an Assyrian car wash this morning.
by RobertOfLocksley August 3, 2015
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French Wash

When you don't have time to shower before a girl comes over so you wash your balls in the sink.
Jill will be here in 5 minutes, all I have time for is a French wash.
by Corey and Trevor September 4, 2017
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wasabi rush

the intense, burning sensation in sinuses and nasal passages that comes from injesting small to large quantities of wasabi with foods like sushi. It often causes eyes to tear up.
After I ate that sushi I was totally feeling the wasabi rush!
by ChrisFizik January 2, 2009
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wash'd

To kiss continuously with an open mouth, but no tongue.
Cassie: Hey girl, how did last night go?

Emma: Oh my gosh, we totally wash'd. It was HOT!

Cassie: Get it girl! ;)
by Sweaty pizza Unicorn August 16, 2011
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Wasaning

The act of ditching school/work because you procrastinated for too long and probably regretting all your choices in life this includes skipping tests
Student 1 : Hey where is James ?
Student 2: He is fucking Wasaning the math test again !
by Official IBO September 10, 2016
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Keystone Car Wash

A Keystone Car Wash is the exact same thing as an Irish Car Bomb but instead the poor individual uses Keystone instead of Guinness.

Drink is made as follows: 1. take a shot or double-shot glass and fill half-full of Bailey's Irish Cream 2. fill the rest of the shot or double-shot glass full of Irish Whiskey. The whiskey and Baileys should remain separate. Drop it into a half-pint of Keystone! 4. Drink quickly!
Oh gawd, that Keystone Car Wash was almost as good as an Irish Car Bomb. Next time bring some Guinness.
by KCWInvetor September 7, 2010
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asian wash

someone who love everything about asian people and want to be one but is not.
hahahahha look at that white guy and black guy they act like a asian and eat like an asian but is not an asian freeken asian wash
by npxnick August 3, 2009
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