vulcan death fart

An extremely stinky release of foul gasses emitted from a persons ass. usually makes people sick and causes them to leave.

Mr. edpettit cut a vulcan death fart and half of the class left. He needs to improve his diet!

by loser edpettit April 23, 2008

vulgayno

eruption of gayness

gay pride month brings on the vulgayno

by lexicali slim September 23, 2009

Vulcan

The art of pleasuring a woman with two fingers of one hand in both holes at the same time

I gave my bird a serious session of the vulcan last night and she creamed all over my hand

by Mr Mong November 29, 2004

Vulcan Death Glare

A glare that is given with so much anger and hatred that you feel frozen and can't move from it's intensity

Seymour: Jeez, did you see that Vulcan Death Glare he gave me? I couldn't react it was so scary!

Monty: Yea, I thought he was going to try and kill you!

by McScary January 13, 2009

vulvar bum

(singular) An outer labium of a female human

A girl has two vulvar bums, a right vulvar bum and a left vulvar bum.

by lova of sharyn lee November 7, 2005

Vulvacano

A vagina that secretes a noticeable amount of fluid when the owner orgasms.

I went down on a girl and she turned out to have a vulvacano! Gushed slime all over my face and neck! I didn't smell right for a week!

by PeggyCraigLeg May 29, 2007

Vulvatum

The girlfriend's abstinence threat to the boyfriend.

Dude, my girlfriend just gave me a vulvatum!...
She told me that if I went to this strip club just one more time, she'd cut me off!

After a few more lap dances, I'll tell you how I skilfully used “the fuck word” in my response to her.

by Dr. Howard Hevalaqua, II January 8, 2012