When you go to the toilet and keep browsing the internet but don't actually poop..you just relax unwinding with your phone in the privy underwear down
by Dr_shitposter December 25, 2021
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B: "You are virtually horny and down astronomically"
A: "What?"
B: "You are virtually horny and down astronomically"
A: "What?"
by 4lpha0Mega August 26, 2021
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That girl just gets me man. We act, think and feel exactly the same way. She's like my virtual twin!
by Adaephon November 24, 2014
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John experienced a virtual death after a group of assholes spread false rumors about him
Bobby faked his virtual death because he wanted to start a new online life
Bobby faked his virtual death because he wanted to start a new online life
by MikelBrunhildovJekson August 24, 2020
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by Monkey's Dad April 13, 2020
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1) To excessively post on one's social networking page as a means of expressing possession or ownership. Common offenders include obsessive, insecure, or attention-craving significant others, as well as young teenagers and generally crazy stalkers.
1) To excessively post on one's social networking page as a means of expressing possession or ownership. Common offenders include obsessive, insecure, or attention-craving significant others, as well as young teenagers and generally crazy stalkers.
12:53 pm : HEY BABESICLE! JUST WANTED TO SAY HI AND I <33 YOUUU! SEE YOU IN AN HOUR!
1:00 pm : SO EXCITED TO SEE YOU! BE OVER IN 10!
5:00 pm : Omg. We had the BEST time today! ;) muah! xoxo
Friend: You should really stop virtually peeing on your boyfriend. We get it..he's yours!
1:00 pm : SO EXCITED TO SEE YOU! BE OVER IN 10!
5:00 pm : Omg. We had the BEST time today! ;) muah! xoxo
Friend: You should really stop virtually peeing on your boyfriend. We get it..he's yours!
by Rikka32 December 3, 2010
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