Velvet Puzza

A salacious word gushingly describing a unicorn type of puzza- a rarity. It roams on the east side of La Feria, TX. increasing its war crime victims.

"Let's go to Houston so you can destroy this velvet puzza after my LV bag purchase- me devs".

by dm1torres December 27, 2022

The Blue Velvet

While performing cunnilingus pull out a prepared blue velvet handkerchief and rub your face with it, then looking directly into the vagina scream "baby wants to fuck!" "You fucking, fuckers, fuck, fuck, you fucking fuckers" then look the women in the face, place the blue velvet in here mouth, then and scream "don't you fucking look at me!" While donkey punching her in the face. Made famous by the 86 movie Blue Velvet, starring Dennis Hopper.

Come on baby, lets take a ride on the blue velvet train.

by Mastervelvet October 28, 2008

Velvet Uncle

Bang a girl doggy style, while hold her hair with one hand. Pull out and cum on your free hand, pull her hair and slick it back with your man goo.

That slutty girl I met at the OTB, I gave her a nasty velvet uncle then kicked her out.

by Nelson_M October 19, 2006

velvet ashtray

Ejaculating on a woman's back and then putting your cigarette out in the semen.

I had no where to put out my cigarette, so i pulled out, jized on her back and gave her the ol' velvet ashtray.

by gride9000 September 6, 2010

The Red Velvet

When you and your virgin partner have intercourse, where the resulting vaginal blood is used to coat her, therefore causing her to appear like a red velvet cake.

I would try doing The Red VelvetTM, but I fear to catch STD's or aids.

by PolishDerp December 9, 2017

velvet underground

NICE SILKY SMOOTH, SHAVED PUSSY

NAT HAS A VELVET UNDERGROUND

by VELVET SHLONG June 21, 2016

velvet stretch

Where you stretch your ballsack so far out that the ball hairs are evenly distributed so it feels like a piece of velvet when you run it between your thumb and forefinger.

My sister gave me a velvet stretch.

by yjrjhet May 23, 2006