working the valves

When a man has just pulled up to a urinal in a public restroom and has a gas bubble drop to the back gate at the same time as the flow is about to start. At this moment, a friend walks in and calls you out by name. Now your identity is revealed to others that are in the stalls. With this happening, you can no longer let the brown cloud come flapping out. The only thing you can do is limit the flow with enough squeeze on the urethra that didn’ doesn’t compromise the rectum seal.

Fuck man, my boss walked in to bathroom right when I pulled up to the urinal. A gas bubble dropped and I was working the valves to save myself from an embarrassing fart.

by Bobby the Bug Man March 23, 2022

valve

1. very impressive
2. insane; off the hook
3. of or relating to a badass quality
4. like Chuck Norris but less so

"Yo, that shit was valve man."

by stechz January 11, 2009

Sally valve

an alternate word for the rear portal

If Jimbo tries to pull that crap again he'll receive a good swift kick in the Sally valve.
Kirsty is a filthy bitch, she'll do everything, including taking it in the Sally valve.

by ulb remorse April 5, 2009

One-Way-Valve

Refers to the sphincter muscle in the rectum. Usually refers to the out-going flow of the body of any material.

When drinking heavily on Spring break in Key West, your friends are heard to say "Don't let them puncture your one-way-valve!"

by draegerfrog March 10, 2005

VALVeware

VALVeware: n 'vælvweə(r) 1. A software product that misses its announced release date by several months. 2. A software product that has experienced a near-total media blackout for several years with an occasional noncommittal reference dropped by the developers during that time. 3. A software product that sees the light of day only after everyone has given up hope on it.

"Well, at least we don't have to worry about the actual release date of this VALVeware, it'll never be on time."

by Nos. September 26, 2011

Valve-head

A gatekeeper of Valve games.

Two friends are playing Team Fortress 2
Jacob: "That guy just banned me for no reason!"
Connor: "Don't feel too bad, he's probably a Valve-head"

by ninuno January 23, 2023

Shuttle Valve

The blamed single-point failure of a man's proposed mission to get laid when the real mission was to Premature Ejaculate and cock block his own cock, thereby wetting pussies but never giving them the satisfaction they don't deserve.

This has been said to be the highest zen move of a few super advanced fuck masters. Namely the Oyel Giants.

Whatever, I've been fucking around with Joe since Billy's shuttle valve is acting nuts and he leaves the seat up and my butt keeps hitting the toilet water and whatever I'm just like fuck that, I'm not even going to tell him, but then again Joe's shuttle valve has been acting weird too lately. Whatever I deserve it... I'm a bitch

by Spill Communication June 25, 2010