Vacume

A dog that sucks up their poop or vomit

My dog is such a vacume

by Lalap67920 April 18, 2017

Valmeyer

A small town 30 minutes southeast of STL. 50% of the people who live here hate the lack of fast food restaurants and rude people while the other 50% love the rural area and multiple places to smoke weed, juul, and drink. It’s hard to find a girfriend/ boyfriend because you are more than likely related to them; thus, if you are dating someone from Valmeyer, you’re more than likely committing incest. The guys here love t-rucks and getting drunk on the weekends while the girls love gawking at hot boys from other schools.

Valmeyer? Where’s that?

by lil’ so so June 12, 2018

value judgement

when you put an emotional value on an estimate

"the best I've ever taught — very polite and obedient” it is a value judgement because the teacher is putting an emotional value on the student: very polite and obedient

by Aedc November 12, 2018

value seeker

One who finds pleasure in a bargain

“We can stay at an Airbnb in Palm Springs. No we can stay at my buddy’s swanky place instead. Don’t worry it’ll be discounted because he knows I’m a value seeker.”

by Okoboji June 29, 2021

jump value

The monetary difference between your current salary and what employers are courting you with. Was common in the 90s with web developers and solution architects when they were switching jobs frequently to have jump values of five figures when all bonuses and incentives were calculated. This number was often compared against the potential for salary hikes with an existing employer over x years, but also as a way to guage one's 'rank' or value in the .com revolution.

-Right now I've got a jump value of $20k, and this company is actively recruiting me, so I'm thinking about doing it.
--Do it! Jump!
-Yeah, if I stay at my current job, I can only expect 5% raises annually, plus 4k in incentive bonuses, so I'd make a hell of a lot more money in that two years if I jump now!

by SS January 22, 2004

dit value

To do something, (predominately but not exclusively) under the influence of alcohol for the primary purpose of having a witty or amusing anecdote with which to regale your comtemporays.

I.e girl a to girl b:
"so then everyone else went to bed and I got a little drunk and ordered porn on my dad's credit card. You know its going to show up on his itemised bill and its going to take him less then 5 minutes to realise it isnt a site my bro would subscribe to."
girl b. "... gahhhh, gutted! why did you do that?"
girl a " I was bored ..."
girl b "and you're telling me for...?
Girl a "dit value."

by RoxyStar October 30, 2007

Bun Value

The value of sandwich bread, irrespective of what is in the actual sandwich. One may buy a sandwich for the bread alone and dispose of what's inside.

Tyrell: Dude, why would u buy hot dog and throw it out a second later?? Why the hell would u save the bun?!

Mo: I only bought it for the bun value, Im gonna use the bun to eat my chicken

by itaub1 February 16, 2010