Houdini Darth Vader

Another twist on the classic Houdini, start off in the normal houdini fashion (doing your lady from the rear) while breathing heavily in her ear as though you have a severe respiratory condition.

Upon reaching the vinegar strokes, spit on the hapless victims back, when she turns around unleash your man-milk into her face and shout "I AM YOUR FATHER!" to which she should reply "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

"Christ your mum really enjoyed the Houdini Darth Vader last night Steve"

"does that mean we're related?"

by Dan 'The Hitman' Humperdink December 15, 2008

Saying "NO" like Darth Vader

When someone says "NO" in disapproval to something in the most retarded way over pronouncing the "O" sound too long..

Counter Personal: You just missed your flight Sir!!

Passenger: "Nooooooooooooooooo"

Bystander: Man! that guy is saying "No" like Darth Vader...

by FallenV September 13, 2011

garth vadering

The sexual sound of deep breathing while sucking a moose knuckle.

The garth vadering was louder than a sloth having an orgasm.

by #ViolentSex January 10, 2015

Jesus Vader

Jesus Christ with a Darth Vader helmet and a jedi sword. He's more powerfull than the real Jesus. He's also evil.

I dont believe in Jesus because Jesus Vader whooped his ass.

by blank babushka December 24, 2009

vader

adjective - someone who is drawling or not acting right.

Me: Come on. Let's go to the schoolyard, man.
Friend: Naw. I don't wanna go to the schoolyard.
Me: Why you acting all vader?

by anonymous12345679 April 22, 2009

pink darth vader

When you have sex with someone then proceed to wipe your penis off on their curtains.

Neil is a cleanliness freak so I gave him a pink darth vader.

by Nemo Carlisle February 27, 2007

darth vader

coolest freakin SITH LORD next darth maul. no one can compare to this dark lord of the force. And what the heck is up with an old fogey as an apprentice? what the heck is this crap!!!??? Get Count Dooku the heck outta here!!!

by jade June 21, 2003