seven vein boner

An enormous erection with veins popping out that resembles a midget arm holding a potatoe

I hit her over the head with my seven vein boner & she got a mild concussion

by Doyle February 18, 2004

feel my vein

Feel my penis.

Heyyy lady, feel my vein.

by chris13524 July 12, 2017

Northern Blue Vein

A variation of the "Trouser Land Pike", the "Northern Blue Vein" results from the ingestion of excessive quantities of drugs targeting E.D.

"Jeezus Bill, I got a Northern Blue Vein here that wont quit ! I dont know whether to call the guinness book of world records, or get my ass to the E.R."

by smoother1 November 27, 2009

big veined hook

Semi-flacid, usually very large penis using a muscular thigh as a background.

She was a bit apprehensive as she encountered the big veined hook.

by Scorpio119 March 30, 2015

hepatic portal vein

blood from the capillaries in the villi in the small intestine converge in the hepatic portal vein. it then transports the blood to the liver and then to the rest of the body

imagine using the urban dictionary to revise hepatic portal vein

by wtf i'm bored is already taken September 17, 2020

blue veined cigar

Another name for a penis

Marvin loves to smoke that blue veined cigar

by Johnjimo October 9, 2016

Rich Vein Shopping

When you go shopping (mostly online but can be anywhere) and find an article of clothes (a shirt, a dress, a pair of shorts, shoes, etc...) that are just perfect (fit perfectly, look amazing, are unique, are affordable, etc...), that you decide to buy the same piece of clothing in every color available. Essentially, you struck a rich vein of shopping.

I was at American Apparel and found a shirt I loved- I decided to go rich vein shopping!

by ewargod June 7, 2023