The Val

Basically a reverse shocker, named for a female colleague of mine who said, upon learning the shocker, "I'd like it this way instead..." Gotta love that.

"She said she was tired of the same old shocker and wanted something to really shock her...so I gave her "the Val"

by yossarian B August 18, 2009

e-val

(n.) electronic validation (i.e. props, respect, recognition given online)

That was a clever forum post and deserved more e-val.

by Marchant February 25, 2008

Del Val Class of 09

Del Val Class of 09 is a class with alot of special talent. This class knows very well how to bring the rutkus everywhere they travel, the rutkus follows. Del Val class of 09 is also filled with slampigs, slamboars and slamsqueels. Which brings up another talent of the del val class of 09, which is bucking the slampigs. Main talents of this class. Bringing the RUK and bucking slampigs.

Del Val class of 09 can sure bring that rutkus.

by Del Vals own neezy aka noel January 22, 2009

Vid-val

Short for "video valium". To be sedated by a movie or banal TV show that:

A: Puts you to sleep
B: Is distracting or calming enough to relieve anxiety

This is especially true for DVD commentaries.

"Not now honey, I'm watching Seventh Heaven. You know it's my vid-val."

"Sorry, I was sleeping so I couldn't get your call. I was watching the producer's commentary to The Secret. It was total vid-val. Put me right out!"

by Kneeland March 9, 2010

im val

hi im val

-hi im val

by FIR3_BREAK3R November 29, 2021

like omigosh like totally go back to the val-ley

A general expression used to denote someone acting lame at the moment. Made popular by Southern California mall girls in the 1980s for their tribal speak. Also made popular by Shirley the Loon on Tiny Toon Adventures.

Person #1- I'm going to say something suggesting that we have fun today.

Person #2- *smirks*...OK? (whatever)...*smirks*
Person #1- Jaimie? Like omigosh like totally go back to the val-ley. *sticks their tongue out*

by TheSouthernOracle November 26, 2020

Valentine (Val)

An Emo boy who writes books about gay people

Valentine: guys look! I, hit author, Valentine, has written this book!
Anyone ever: fuck off Valentine (Val)!

by Theshakenneverland May 14, 2022