Ultimate Suckage

Something which ultimately sucks

The ribs at that rib joint are ultimate suckage.

by droolzzz June 29, 2011

Ultimate Plunger

When the girl rides you while you take a crap. When you want to release your bowls and get off with your partner at the same time.

"I did the ultimate plunger with my girl the other day."

by Craptasktic December 5, 2011

Ultimate Rice Platter

The conglomerate of semen splatter that an Asian male has projected onto the body of another person.

Dude, the chick in that one hentai had an ultimate rice platter that covered her whole body, after Samurai Ozuku was done with her!

by Perineum-Pope June 13, 2015

Ultimate Skorpian Nipple Twist

A tradition to see whether you were a pussy or a real man. The performer gets his hand into the spider bite position and with precision go straight to the middle of the victim's nipple. The performer pinches as hard he or she can and twists the skin around until the victim drops to the ground. The performer then adds in some of the nails to dig in even further to the victim's nipple (There is a chance that the victim's nipple tip can rip off if done incorrectly). Twist the nipple until the victim blacks out. If the man or woman is still standing he can join the tribe.

"Yo I'm grounded for a week man...."
"Why?"
"I performed the ULTIMATE SKORPIAN NIPPLE TWIST on my mom"
"Yo chill..."

by Super MONkey I fucking drunk March 6, 2018

Ultimate gay

This is someone or something that is so gay that nothing could be gay-er

Robert " wow Luke Simons is an ultimate gay "
Everyone " can't argue with that mate "

by Bigbossman12 February 7, 2019

Ultimate happiness

When Two beings love each other so much that absolutely everything is about the other person. That you would give them your last cookie. You would wash their hair in the shower. You would bring them flowers every week just to see them smile. That you would send them texts of sunrises first thing in the morning to make their day better. That you would call them just to say you love them and that’s all you say. That you write them love notes on the toilet paper with a sharpee just to say you care. That you would do anything for this person even if it made you give up something you really cared about. That you would kiss them with morning breath. That you would pluck the hair from their unwanted areas. That you would give them the last glass of wine, the last bite of Dessert. That you would rub their feet just to give them a break. That you would bring them a hot wash cloth just to wipe their face in the morning in bed. You change their breaks just because you want them safe.

Mike and Heather have achieved ultimate happiness in their relationship!

by BigMikeMike May 13, 2019

Ultimate lifeform

A living creature that's reacted perfection.

Dude1: have you seen the ultimate lifeform
Dude2: shadow the hedgehog or kars?
Dude:1 ummmmmm

by Minecraft1stjedi August 17, 2020