twoody

a tweet expression of enthusiasm and desire, esp. male

TWEET1: "The Beatles-Rock Band trailers on YouTube are the most amazing video that I have ever seen!!!!! INCREDIBLE!!!!"

TWEET2: "Dude, it looks like you've got a twoody over it. Settle down."

by SATXbassplayer December 8, 2009

twook

A fork with two tines.

Use the twook and carving knife to carve the turkey.

by @$$bl@55+3r December 27, 2016

Toobin

Someone who's being a dick on a video conference, particularly when they refuse to take responsibility for their behaviour.

"Hey, Frank! Can you stop being a Toobin and stop talking over Amanda?"

by fabulogue October 19, 2020

Toobin

A person who masturbates during a virtual meeting (e.g., zoom, webex, etc.)

Did you see that Jeff was Toobin during the call before? He didn't realize his webcam was on!

by TehDude7 October 19, 2020

Toobin

Masturbating on a zoom call using the split screen

The zoom call was sooo boring so I pulled up some porn on the split screen and did some Toobin.

by Moonstanders October 19, 2020

Toobin

Shameless masturbation, especially when on a Zoom call with colleagues. Bonus points- stroking your meat while on the clock.

“What’s up brah?!”

“Not much just Toobin it”

by No.1_2U October 19, 2020

TOOBIN

Toobin: masturbating in front of large audience... preferably on line(zoom)

Dude... I was on zoom with my homies and forgot I left my camera on. They totally caught me TOOBIN!

by Fischhead October 19, 2020