vasile turcu

A fat, sweaty, illiterate peasant who drives fancy cars, wears fancy suits and smokes fine cigars on your money.

'Hi, I am Vasile Turcu, listen to me talking inconsequential bullshit live on air, yadda yadda yadda, etc.'

by Matei February 18, 2008

Turdunkin

When one dunks their tongue inside anothers anus.

He went turdunkin last night!

by Turdunkinhinds October 31, 2013

Turducken

Turkey, stuffed with duck, stuffed with chicken.
When it explodes it goes "Kurfucken!"

He died while experimenting with Turducken, it blew up right in his face.

by Dangerous T and Karl May 13, 2008

turdus

Elongated version of turd.

"Dude, mind that dog turdus!"

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

Turnus

When you're banging her from behind and she turns around asking you to turn her over. You grant her wish and while she's turning around, you take advantage of her vulnerability (much like Turnus in "The Aeneid" taking advantage of the wounded Aeneas) and slap her in the face, rendering her unconscious. You then proceed to fornicate with her unconscious body.

"Dude, she was complaining to me that I wasn't satisfying her last night and as she was turning around I gave her a Turnus."

by uclaeneas April 15, 2009

Oikawa Toruu

He attac,
He protecc,
But most importantly he is flat.

He is a door, but he simps for Iwaizumi Aka Iwa-chan. He is also a captain of the Seijoh volleyball team! And Ushijima keeps wanting him to go to Shiratorizawa. Let me show an example of how to use the word Flattykawa or dooru

Person1: hey do you know Oikawa Toruu?
Person2: oh you mean flattykawa? Haha
Person1: ...yes
Person3: he should’ve came to Shiratorizawa

by That one Tsukki stan November 15, 2020

turquila

Thanksgiving beverage consisting of tequila shot with a turkey/cranberry sauce chaser.

"lordy, that turquila shot was nasty. Quick! Hand me three wisemen to wash it down!!"

by DDubbya February 1, 2008