When a deploying Marine gets his smallpox vaccination, and before the wound heals takes the band-aid off the infected area, rubs his fingers on the wound and proceeds to finger his unexpecting one night stand.
Man, i was so excited before the last deployment, i had to unleash my love for the Corps with a Radioactive Turk.
by marine corporal January 9, 2009
Get the radioactive turk mug.The Full Turk (Turk for the appearance of a baked Turkey) is achieved when one is so high (usually on an opiate such as Percocet or Black Tar heroin) they can no longer remain upright. The PTF (pre full Turk), will slowly fall toward from a kneeling position until their head is comfortably placed on the floor with both arms horizontally backwards, palms facing up. Sometimes is accompanied with an attempt at conversation. Originated in Prunedale, California.
by OneLegToFishOn March 1, 2023
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A light hearted way to say masturbation - Can be used to infer someone is masturbating when they leave for an unexplained absence.
I didn't pickup at the bar so I had to work the turk instead. Person 1: Where did he go?
Person 2: Probably working the turk.
Person 2: Probably working the turk.
by canuck9000 November 3, 2012
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"I heard that The Turk only comes and skates here on the first day of every other month" "Dude! The Turk is a legend. Did you see the 900 he did the other day?"
by Aka Paradox December 17, 2008
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by I itch THERE January 18, 2003
Get the Irate Turk mug.1. (verb) To end a relationship in the symbolic gesture of one party giving the other a Big Turk "chocolate" bar;
1. He was big turked (i.e. dumped) by his girlfriend when she gave him a Big Turk.
2. He has planned to Big Turk his partner for months now, but has not found the opportunity.
3. I can't believe that my own mother big turked me on my birthday.
2. He has planned to Big Turk his partner for months now, but has not found the opportunity.
3. I can't believe that my own mother big turked me on my birthday.
by Jacob Morgan June 7, 2008
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