Scotty Turner Syndrome

Named After the useless cunt Scott Turner, Scotty Turner Syndrome is when the affected is a useless fat nigg that rapes people around him and eats the same evry day and tells extremely un-funny jokes and the person with Scotty Turner Syndrome their peers always let him know he is a piece of shit.

Person With Scotty Turner Syndrome: That fly is bigger than your brain

Peer: Scott You Fat useless fuck Kill your self

by Willywillyboy126969 December 13, 2021

Turner Brown

The act of pulling your pants down in an elevator and giving someone a heart attack. Commonly used in trash talking scenarios against someones mom.

person 1: Dude! Go Turner Brown your mom!
person 2: *dumb expression* WTF?

by Anonymous user of epicness July 23, 2011

turner high school

Ghetto white trash wannabes. They fight & do drugs. Only 2% actually graduate.

Turner High School is so horrible. Who would want to go there?

by Kennedy & Cera July 2, 2017

head turner

Something that attracts a lot of attention from passing strangers.

Often used to describe powerless Ford cars with 50kg of plastic moulding attached, a bright orange rattle-can paint job, and littered with stickers falsely claiming the car has Greddy or HKS performance parts in there somewhere.

"Im selling mi feista 1.0l with full bodykit, reel head turner".

by Mattblack54 February 10, 2009

Nicole Turner

The best person ever in the world ever and you all wanna be her

'i wish i was nicole turner!!'

by nikki_pop October 21, 2008

Dick Turner

One becomes a "Dick Turner" when one gets drunk and fails to have the courtesy of sobering up before going about their daily grind, thus ruining other people's days by their drunkard actions.

You may have spotted a Dick Turner when you find someone who:

1. Does not use his/her inside voice.
2. Carries a solid colored coffee cup.
3. Is chronically irritable.
4. Cannot carry a conversation.
5. Disrupts the work place.
6. Walks around with their chest all out.

"Don't be such a dick turner"


Normal Guy - "You failed me again Dick, you better sober up before you teach that trig class"

Dick Turner - "WHUUUUUUUHHH!?!?!!?"

by OG Branflake January 4, 2009

Joel Turner

Joel Turner was an entry for the first Australian Idol. Although rejected by the judges, he still was recognized and performed his beatboxing act at the finals of Australian Idol. Later, he was signed up onto a record label and released the hits; These Kids and Knock Ya Out

Joel Turner is a sign that some of the judges don't know what the people want, and only choose who they like.

by Lunatic January 27, 2005