transactionitis

A term created by a sexist gentleman about the imaginary, contestable concept of women having the tendency and urge to slide their credit cards, hence the repetitious transactions; typically unnecessary purchases are made, and returns are never an option.

Eunnice: "I saw those watermelon sour patch kids, and thought of Jesse, so I bought them for him! It's his favourite candy."

Jesse: "Classic case of transactionitis."

by dabeezkneez October 31, 2018

transcantate

to sing a song in another language.

He can transcantate. One day, he sang an English song in French, translating the words into French words.

by uttam maharjan May 26, 2011

transplanter

A person who performs transplants.

The transplanter transplanted the liver.

by medicalguy January 14, 2014

Transplant

When one removes the tobacco and cuts off the filter from a cigarette, and replaces these components with a roach and some sweet Devil's Lettuce (aka: Marijuana). A useful alternative when there are no papers available to roll a joint.

Treb: "Man, I wish we could have a joint, but we're all out of papers!"
Geebz: "Don't worry mate, if you chuck us a ciggie I'll make us a transplant."

by GutenBrahzen April 19, 2017

transplant hoe

When you moved from one town to another but you’re still a hoe.

Look at that transplant hoe moving in.

by carlapoppa March 21, 2018

transcantspell

not being able to spell a word so you change it

Can you spell “hejbehwjkqnsbsvuwuw”

Nah transcantspell

by wolfpackkk September 27, 2018

transcantspell

not being able to spell a word so you change it

Can you spell “*a really hard word*”
Nah transcantspell

by wolfpackkk September 27, 2018