topless torpedo

the results of a botched circumcision where too much is taken off

i got him naked and found that he had a topless torpedo down there

by ustef October 19, 2011

totly

Totly is how you say totally when confined by a character-limit on Twitter.

I totly wish I had more characters!
Me too!

by fdidle July 1, 2016

Tolly young

A stunning smart student who people look up to and admire

Omg the epic Tolly young

by Tolly young March 16, 2017

tollywoddler

A tollywoddler is another word for knobhead.

Sarah: urgh did you see that guy the other day?!
Lance: yeh, such a tollywoddler!

by WHATDOYOUMEAN February 20, 2018

toploaded

A game scoring mechanic based around the premise that the values are derived in such a fashion that they always go against the desires of one Mark Cooper.

"Mike fuck off you prick, you only won because the scores on this game are toploaded!"

by RossocolesTheSecond July 19, 2018

Topless For Nuggets

When one usually called Holly offers to show her breast to get the group free nuggets

(Holly) I will flash for nuggets

Holly is going topless for nuggets

by Topless Holly December 15, 2018

topsy turvy tuesday’s

A day when people have intercourse while being upside down

topsy turvy tuesday’s is my fav day of the week
i hate it it gives me a headache

by daddycoley March 20, 2019