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Cock Tonsils

A hyper-annoying or contemptible person; esp. one who continuously offers unsolicited advice, tries to involve themselves in other people's business, or just doesn't know when to shut up.
"Dude, my guidance counselor is being a major cock tonsils lately."
by the Chame-Loc'ster March 26, 2024
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Tonsils the cat

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by Panko2009 May 22, 2021
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jiggle her tonsils

I didn’t get laid last night, but she let me jiggle her tonsils.
by HeavyDibber January 20, 2018
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Tonsil Toss

A game involving 2 or more people, which involves coughing tonsil stones into each others mouths. First person to drop a tonsil stone out of their mouth loses, and has to take 2mg of fentanyl through a straw up their ass. The game is won by whoever dies of drug overdose first.
The local Tonsil Toss event is being held in the town square!
by Jimothy Tingles March 15, 2024
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Tonsil Hockey

The reference "tonsil hockey" means you are in a full on make out session with someone. French kissing is a shorter version type of tonsil hockey - it always includes your tongues being the sticks playing each other, your tonsils being your goal.
"Wow... Becca and her boyfriend were playing tonsil hockey on the couch during the movie, they were really going at it!"
by DSclavin March 16, 2020
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tonsil shot

A type of pornographic image showing a woman's shaved genitalia including the labia and clitoris. Hence the tonsil. Popular on calendars produced for factories and workshops up to the 1990s but now effectively banned in the workplace
Blimey Sid. Look at the tonsils on that one. She's something to chew on. A great tonsil shot mate
by GarryK March 9, 2016
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