Twisted Salazar

During the act of pleauring her man orally, a woman slides several feet of ethernet cable up the man's ass. This gives him great pleasure - mostly because he feels that he is still logged onto the internet.

Come on baby, you know I can't get off unless you hook me up with the TS.

by Executive Intern August 2, 2003

twisted

To be evil, really messed up, mad (insanely), or even sick.

Some people on the internet are really twisted.

by Republican Warrior April 17, 2005

twisted mister

A flacid penis, moments after masturbation

As I exited the bathroom stall I could tell the other occupants knew what I had been doing in there by the way they stared at my now twisted mister.

by Ramon from Espana August 30, 2007

twisted sister

1. A heavy metal band popular for a short while during the 1980's.

2. Someone who is sick, disturbed, perverted, or deranged.

"We're Not Gonna Take It" and "I Wanna Rock" were Twisted Sister's two biggest hits.

That guy is a real twisted sister.

by Andrew Morse September 23, 2006

Twisted

The sensation one feels after inducing some form of crystal methamphetamine (speed).

Looking to play, PNP, as in party-n-play, and get twisted.

by Waikikisunset April 25, 2011

sick twisted fuck

A cheap, anal retentive moron who runs a mid-sized company. Insinuates himself into every little thing. Refuses to spend money to improve the firm but complains that things don't get done. Masturbates to the junk mail he gets. Also sick twisted disturbed fuck.

Daisy Mae: Do we have any diskettes?

Zeke: We used to. I was told by management we weren't using what we had so I couldn't get my order for more approved.

Daisy Mae: What a sick twisted fuck.

by Krakky McKraken November 5, 2006

cap twisted

To get drunk. Furthermore, the amount of drunk you presently are can be represented by how much your cap is twisted. This is done by starting in the natural position and slowing rotating your hat clockwise to the degree of intoxication.

"Yo, I got my cap twisted last night!"

"Look at Rob, his cap is almost fully twisted."

by dirkdiggler9969 April 24, 2009