ripping the tiles off the wall

a particularly difficult shit

where have you been?

the toilet, ripping the tiles off the wall

by jajajajoje October 10, 2008

Tile

A word to describe an extremely good gamer

you are a Tile

by yeeeet god September 17, 2018

Tile Foyer

The female genitalia shaved clean (hairless).

Person 1: "Does the carpet match the drapes?"
Person 2: "I wouldn't know, I've got a tile foyer."

by Angel-eek January 13, 2009

tile

A tile is a slang variant of idiot, fool, ignoramus, clown. Commonly used as a noun i.e. "He's such a tile." Less commonly as a verb: "Stop tiling around!" and even more infrequently as an adjective, as in "He does the most tiley things."

"Ashton Kutcher is such a tile."

by SusieQ June 9, 2005

floor tiles

The worst most vile sexual fetish of them all...

..."They just feel nice to sit on".... "It's just like appreciating good craftsmanship" ... "There is nothing wrong with floor tiles" ....

by Keanu Reaves September 18, 2016

Tiles

<noun> Slang;

Used in reference to the paving slabs in the street resembling tiles that one may find in their kitchen or bathroom.

SINGLE 20+ FEMALE BANK CASHIER: "What are you doing tonight?"
SINGLE 20+ FEMALE BANK CASHIER 2: "I thought we could have a night on the tiles tonight."
SINGLE 20+ FEMALE BANK CASHIER: "Yeah, I could do with getting drunk, woo go Friday!" <raises arms to reveal angel wings>

by Stuart Fletcher January 18, 2005

white tiles

1)Bathroom tiles that have turned white after urine has built up over time without being cleaned.
2) An unbelievable amount of urine around a toilet (not a public one), usually resulting in the need to stand father from the toilet each time to avoid standing in piss thus adding to the puddle more every time you take a piss, creating a white tile or white tiles.

"Where's my damn gum boots?, I need to to take a shit and I got serious white tiles".

by Szymn. M August 4, 2006