Potato Salad Thread

When an online discussion deviates from the original topic and you end up talking about something totally unrelated.

So much for getting advice on fixing my car, this really turned into a potato salad thread.

by Belly Slap September 22, 2016

The red thread

The red thread- a verb(theory) used to describe the phenomenon that every freshman in Brooklyn, as of now, is in some way connected to each other or knows each other through friends or connections.

Nerdy Nancy: this girl Tracey Sigil I met through Kenzie is..ugh, like actually. So annoying, no one likes her.
Turned up Tabitha: You know TRACEY GIRL? I go to school with her.
Kocky kieran: you know her too? She’s on my soccer team.
BiscuitsNGravy: what the CRAP?! that girls mom is friends with my mommy..how do we all know her?
Nancy: oh yeah, the red thread.
Turned on tabitha:

made by The Flamingos Ass, don’t sue we don’t even live in New York we live in the Bronx

Ejactulate, evacuate, and evaporate

Stay sexy ladies,
the Flamingos Ass, out.

by theFlamgingosAss November 27, 2022

metrosexual thread humper

Metrosexual Thread Humper is taken from JR Ward's "Black Dagger Brotherhood" series of books. It refers to a man, who without actually being gay, has the expensive taste for high-end clothing most often associated with gay men.

man #1 - "Look at these awesome deals on sweaters at Gucci and Versace. I'm wearing the Louis Vuitton socks and underwear I bought after my mani/pedi."

man # 2- "dude, you are such a metrosexual thread humper."

by jasvond December 28, 2011

A Thread

A way of justifying an extremely shitty opinion

The US government should abolish all laws preventing all forms of murder
A Thread:

by JoeMama12 June 27, 2021

big thread

Where friends gather to chat while the cruddies are busy hating elsewhere

I LOVE the big thread....It's a cruddie-free zone!

by SexyHo June 14, 2004

Guitar Thread Geek

A type of person found on guitar threads, who lectures any "noob" (new person) trying to find out basic guitar info such as: "what type of effects does Slash use?" the noob is repremanded and/or mocked for their choice of music and the need to ask such questions. The Thread Geek invariably goes off topic talking absolute bullshit about extravagant effects pedals, Rare or (badly) modded ugly guitars, pointless exotic scales and dissing really popular bands (usually Heavy Metal bands eg. Megadeth), by claiming some obscure guitar player (Usually Steve Vai) is technically better and its a shame how tasteless the masses are.

Noob: "Hey does anybody know what kind of effects Slash uses?"

Guitar Thread Geek: "tisk tisk, Slash is so overrated and sloppy, I mean if you have to ask that you shouldn't be playing guitar, I'd recommend you check out Steve Vai and his amazing solo played through the mixalodian scale with a bagpipe emulator on his rotten floor board 13 string custom guitar, I personally like to use the entire range of pedals run through a super mega boogie woogie J-899999 amp that really gives an exsquisite sound with a cross patched fade in and scream out pad."

Noob: "WTF??? Fuck you douche, I just wanted some advice"

by thespeakerofmanytru8 December 7, 2011

shtickless thread

A thread that lacks shtick, perhaps the greatest thread ever created by gin and robot at the beggining of March. Full of jokes, insults, and entertaining drivel. Famed members are in the SHoF (Shtickless Hall of Fame) and referred to as SHoFers.

Yo homie, I'm breaking up with my girl so I can post in the Shtickless Thread more. I wanna be a SHoFer!

by gin April 19, 2005