Thomas

A man with no knowledge and will steal you Mexican Tacos

This Thomas is mean

by UNNKOWN May 22, 2019

Thomas

A dick who try's to flirts women everyday and fuck them as if they are his sex toys.

"Say no to Pornhub"
-Thomas the pervert

by Whenthenightfalls February 2, 2017

Thomas

The best sex you'll ever had along with the best damn intellectual you'll ever meet. This boy is contagious, and you want this fever.

Holy shit, she's dating a SUCH a Thomas.

by Bdehaven August 18, 2016

Thomas

Basically a well rounded animal that comes out at night to find weed. They are quite friendly unless u step on ther shoes .Then all bets are off cuz Thomas's come equipped with Pokemon socks that will kick ur ass hard.if u ever encounter one it's best to just stay out of it's way and offer it backwoods or weed.

Damn He Thomased the shit out A him!

by Burnt potato June 10, 2018

Thomas

Thomas's usually have black hair and love cars, they get girlfriends pretty early and easily. they are good or were good at certain subjects at school . Most Thomas's are rich and good with different tech.

Thomas took me to the movies.

by Nyan Cat 2340 November 2, 2017

Thomas

Thomas's are individuals who say they live in the middle of the country, but in reality live 10 minutes from the city. Thomas's are highly efficient in sober sniping. Thomas's always take take advantage of the situation regardless of age or gender. They are usually found getting "Drunk" off of 3 twisted teas while sitting in a corner, waiting for his pray. Very smart and often find jobs in the software development field. Little man but has a big personality and humungous calfs. Also little woods are most common.

Friend 1- Hey I woke up in a strangers bed this morning not sure how I got there.

Friend 2- It sounds like you were sober sniped
Friend 1- God damn it Thomas I'm only 12!

by countryboyjk October 4, 2018

Thomas

A very handsome individual, who is always yearning for the outdoors. Usually loves sports, especially hockey and is extremely intelligent. Usually likes people whose names start with "J" and often their best friend or girlfriend will have a name that starts with j. Is a big nerd, but is still hot.

Person 1: Thomas and Jubillee are so happy together.

by June38.4 November 14, 2016