Asshole Teacher

A man who is typically a substitute teacher, whether it be in High school or any lesser form.

Tends to believe he is higher than all other forms of life, especially damn hooligans.

Tends to walk around a room, with his back straightened, arms out wide, trying to look tougher than he really is. Forgetful, with things such as attendance or how to spell a name. When standing in place, tends to hold hands behind back, while staring at you like if you come near him, he will bite your head off.

Also believes he runs the place, when really he has no clue what is going on.

"That asshole teacher is everywhere I go! I had him for british writers again and he forgot the attendence."
"HEY! I have 21 written down and I see 22, I'm gonna have to go through the entire class again and take attendance"

by BK aka Fonzie March 1, 2009

Teacher

A person who cares enough about abusive and ungrateful teens to work for crappy pay and long hours while hoping someday students mature enough to realize how lucky they are to have someone who gives a shit about them.

My teacher may have been a bitch sometimes, but she never gave up on me and I'm happy about that.

by Steph November 26, 2003

Teacher's pet

This person is usually really rude and stuck-up to classmates, but pretends to be really nice, helpful, and caring to teachers. These people would go out of their way to help a teacher organize, get materials, and even fill a water bottle or get their lunch. If the class were loud, they would tell them to shut up and not get yelled at but on the other hand if a normal student told the class to be quiet, they would be scolded. This student is also favorite by the teacher and is defend by the teacher if they were accused of something like calling someone names or being rude or bullying. They get privileges that no one else has. In my opinion, they suck.

Teacher's pet: "OMG! Just shut up!"
Teacher: *nods*

Normal student: "Guys, please be quiet!"
Teacher: "Hey! You called out! Weeks detention!"

or...

Teacher's Pet: "Hey, Mrs. Jones! I like your shirt! It's really pretty! Do you need me to get your lunch? I got it."
Teacher: "Why thank you Hannah! You're so always so nice! Here since you are so very kind here's a candy bar!"
(whispers)"I'll give you an A on your next report, how bout' that."
Teacher's Pet: "Thank you Mrs. Jones!"
*runs into Kevin while trying to get lunch*
"F**k you Kevin! You're so annoying! Get out of my way b**ch!"
Kevin: "What did I do?"

by idontgiveafudge May 31, 2017

Bad Teacher

The kind of guy who smokes pot before every class and then expects you to figure it out for yourself. Seemingly occur more in harder classes like algebra or English. Show up to class late with no idea what they will teach that day and get mad at you even if you did nothing. Everyone hates them because they completely mess up your gpa. They try to act cool and make the class fun by giving you options, but all of the options suck. At the end of the day all students go home and plot how to kill them or think of the gay sex they might be having with Jerry Sandusky. Even if you have some ridiculously smart Asians in your class they will still hate them for bringing their grade down to a 103. They also give entire classes detentions instead of the person who did anything. They tell terrible jokes and then have some stupid annoying laugh. Half the time you get out at the end of the year and realize you have learned NOTHING!

Teacher: Your options today are take a test supposed to be tomorrow, learn something completely new for the test tomorrow, or suck my balls.
Student: (under breath) I think I might want to take the easy option and suck his balls.
Teacher: WHAT'S GOING On!? ( stares at wrong student )
Wrong Student: I didn't say anything sir...
Teacher: DETENTION! Everyone see me after class. Even the Asians.
Student in Back: Dude you fucking suck at teaching!
Another Student: Yeah he's just a bad teacher!

by WigerToods Getinthehole September 2, 2013

bitchy teacher

A teacher who is a bitch and doesn't get off your ass for anything. Also a giant cunt that not one student likes. And always looses my fucking work. Usually is a fat ass, but can also just be normal....but still a massive tuna choch.

P.S. SARNY TAKES IT IN THE ASS FROM NIGHTJOHN!!!!!!!!!!

John said,"Man, she sure is a bitchy teacher". "I know, I hate Sandy." replied another pissed off student from GUHS.

by Doug Bob December 28, 2007

Teacher's pet

Teacher's prized student.

Some of the teachers I had considered me their pet.

by Saints September 21, 2003

wino theater

A cinema house with dirt cheap admission that is frequented by homeless people who while away the afternoon, alternately sleeping and drinking bottles of Thunderbird and Mad Dog 20/20.

Raspy breathing and the musical clink of an empty bottle rolling down the concrete floor occasionally accompanied the rattling of the film projector at the Academy 6, a wino theater in Pasedena, CA.

by Lindylou January 11, 2009