serpent mound

Vagina - usually a wife or long term girlfriend

Sorry, I didn't see your text message. I was balls deep in serpent mound.

by FredHandle November 8, 2023

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mounds of heaven

A beautiful and perfect set of boobs.

Wow! Emily sure has mounds of heaven!

by Insertcoolhandle November 29, 2020

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Almond Mound

A term for a woman's lady-part from an anterior view.

"Man, look at that girl's almond mound."

by anonymous December 14, 2020

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Bears no Mounds

A contemporary idiom describing the speaker's limitless attitude towards a certain topic

My level of hatred for you bears no mounds!

by RivalingRhinos888 January 7, 2023

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Demon women and children that go around being funded by their cash pig daddies. Ungrateful for everything, never polite and boasting about bullying others. The nosiest people you will ever meet. You got too drunk Saturday? They already told all the other dark entities that lurk. Ready to shame you like Queen Cersei completing her walk of atonement. They think they are better than the whole DFW area. Making eye contact won’t be hard for their demon eyes are already mean mugging you for breathing THIER air. They will pray for you to be damned in hell if you honk at them. Even though they’ve been finishing a text in front of you at a green light. Karen doesn’t like you? Nobody does. She wins in these statures. Think Jesus is here to protect you? They think they are God so they always make the rules. Imagine the underworld in Stranger Things; that’s what it feels to be a Flower Mound. The best thing to ever due is cleanse yourself and leave. The anger and hate isn’t worth your health.

“I’m feeling stuck in Flower Mound”
“Dude, you might need therapy. What can I do to get you out?”

by Thereaper777 June 21, 2023

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