hand computer

That thing that you look at all day that is small and does a billion more things than a "phone" but you and all your friends call it a "phone" when clearly it's really a hand computer.

Hey how do we get to that happenin party?
I dunno man, lemme whip out my hand computer.
Your what?
Hand computer.

by Hottdiggidydog August 28, 2019

hand party

masturbation

originating from the 2006 film "BORAT: Cultural Learnings of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakstan"

"you make hand party with my pamela!!!"

by dunkfunk November 12, 2006

hand sanitizer

A product that helps you discover new cuts you never knew you had.

I forgot that I had a cut on my pinky finger, so hand sanitizer made me remember it again.

by Jeremy X Universe March 22, 2016

Pad Hands

A serious condition in which drummers who drum exclusively on a gum-rubber pad or any other type of drum pad (i.e. HQ ReelFeel) cannot execute what they can play on a pad correctly onto an actual drum. Causes major embarassment when you want to show off to your friends what you can play on your drum pad, but can't play it on an instrument.

Derek: Johnny's been playing flam 5's on his ReelFeel pad but when I told him to play it on my marching snare, he failed miserably.

Jim: Sounds like Johnny's got a bad case of pad hands.

Johnny: Fuc* you guys

by SDdrummer2012 December 27, 2011

Brett Hand

a sexy himbo with big boobies from inside job

brett hand.

by arlo!! November 24, 2021

run these hands

To fist fight with someone.

You better stop talking shit or I'm gonna run these hands on you.

by vato-mas_quemado April 26, 2016

Catch these hands

Fight; throwing down. Verbal assault to basically, meaning we 'bout to fight.

Person 1: "So my girl is better than yos, and she will-"
Person 2: "You 'bout to catch these hands."

by BasicNeeds May 19, 2015