Dell

A guy who shags tons of bitches.
Coolest cucumber in the sea.

Guy 1:'Have you seen Dell around?'
Guy 2:'No, but I bet he's shagging a 10 right now.'

by not_imre October 23, 2019

Dell G5

Crappy gaming laptop, overheats and throttles.

"You are getting a new super-deluxe Dell G5 gaming laptop for Christmas!"
*opens it*
*uses it for first game* "Cool!"
1 day later
*laptop overheats to nearly catching on fire*

by plmjiuhnbvcdertg October 29, 2021

Dell

A company that sucks the soul out of the employees; Dell is Hell, as they say.

Man, I work in Dell

by ExDell November 23, 2021

Dell

A company that sucks the soul out of the employees; Dell is Hell, as they say.

Man, I work in Dell

by ExDell November 23, 2021

Dell

A man who is about his business and loves money. A kind, genuine man who is willing to do anything for the people he loves. A great provider and well mannered. Quandell is super Handsome and always fresh. Quandell is loved by everyone.

Thank God I have a Quandell in my life!

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Dell

The old, grey Dell towers were the best and most reliable computers Dell would ever release. Now, unless you get a $5000 workstation, it's kinda eh.

"you have a Dell?"
"yeah, it's one of the old ones."
"delllll."

by hatty_hattington February 16, 2023

Dell Latitude E6210

A made-up laptop that is an urban legend among furry tech support workers due to the model number being very similar to the website URL of e621.net

person 1: Did you hear about the Dell Latitude E6210?
person 2: No, but it sounds rather cursed. I don't even think it exists.

by ChickenTheToaster February 7, 2024