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Fuck Me Tender

An exclamation, usually said loudly after experiencing sudden pain or hearing particularly bad, unexpected news.
I lost how much in the stock market today? oH Fuck Me Tender! Are you kidding me?!
by CJ Banks August 20, 2007
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load tender

204 - Motor Carrier Load Tender
This transaction set is sent to carriers to offer (tender) a shipment to a full load (truckload) motor carrier including detailed scheduling, equipment requirements, commodities, and shipping instructions pertinent to a load tender
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Excrement on a bed sheet given to a parent by a child
Mommy I took off my diaper and went # 2, here is my sheet. I am tendering you my load, this is the load tender.
by dover the pooper October 22, 2009
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Tender Gentleman

The act of snuggling up with a woman and gently kissing her.
Paul: Dude did you bang that chick last night?

Frank: Nope, but I gave her the tender gentleman.

Paul: Aw Frank, you're such a good guy.
by Totally Awesome Tim E. May 15, 2010
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Onion-tended Consequences Burger

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Onion-tended Consequences Burger, it's got onion!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018
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tenderize

To immerse the subject person in continuous patterns of sincere, intense and highly concentrated physical and emotional affection.

"Tenderized Love" represents the climactic state of amorousness that results between the subject and the "acting party" after prolonged episodes of tenderizing.
Raffi: I'm going to tenderize you so good - it won't be weird I promise...

Jim: Love me tender love me sweet!
by Haleb June 25, 2008
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tender dick

Tender dick tends to be a cock blocker. He wants all the pussy to himself. He is selfish. He thinks he is whipping the pussy the pussy is whipping him
The reason he's chose hoes over Bro's is he is a tender dick nigga
by Playboybiatch June 15, 2016
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jersey tenderfoot

When a clueless moron walks to his car from the beach barefoot and gets 2nd degree burns on his feet from the blacktop in the parking lot.
Mark Z. got a jersey tendefoot when he went back to his car for a monkey fag break.
by Dogboy Dave April 4, 2005
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