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Technophobia

"Quackity has extreme Technophobia"
by EvilMC10 December 10, 2020
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technophiliac

someone who "loves" his/her computer.
a relationship with a computer would be a case of technophilia.
tom: man i really love my computer.
dave: you dirty technophile
tom: i have a problem :(
by tOnk3r November 1, 2004
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Technogenarian

Tech savvy senior citizens. Computer literate baby boomers.
My grandma is such a technogenarian. She loves her new iPod.
by W. R. Marler January 12, 2009
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technocrasshole

The word « technocrasshole » is a slang corporate word to define a growing type of workers in corporation and professional settings. These workers hide their incompetency behind laws, processes, financial reports and the like. Since technocratic tools and expert jargon are on their side they believe that they possess the truth and that the rest of the universe is composed by unknowledgeable people. Technocrasshole cannot demonstrate any type of creativity, create “red tape” where none is required and enjoy creating “work-generating” useless processes. While in fact they are the direct antithesis of efficiency, their arrogance pushes them to try to expand their technocratic view throughout the organization causing irreparable harm to it. As a result, technocrasshole’s speeches successfully allure the other technocrats, the incompetents and “Wally” of the office. This is what makes them more dangerous than the typical low-profile technocrat. The net result of the technocrasshole’s influence is a deterioration of the level of efficacy within an organization.
Unfortunately for the corporate world, incompetent Lawyers, Accountants, Quality Assurance experts and Consultants often become Technocrasshole.
by zirconbh May 20, 2010
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Techno Freak

A newly arising social class in high school and collage. This social class includes the people that are living Watch Dogs for real. If you need somthng hacked or messed with they are your guy.
Have you seen the new guy he is a real Techno Freak
by TheCartographer September 30, 2014
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Techno Poo

(N) \ˈtek-nō ˈpü\ - Pooping while listening to techno and repeatedly flipping the bathroom light switch to simulate a strobe-light effect.
Jim was enjoying the music at the festival entirely too much to duck out and drop a dook. When nature called, he ran to his hotel for a brief Techno Poo.
by Bobby-D-Light October 14, 2014
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TechnoBlade

A Valiant Warrior who fought till the end.
Yea Technoblade is amazing.”
by unknownunlabeled July 1, 2022
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