Tebowing

Assuming Tim Tebow's post-touchdown prayer posture in order to mock the patriarchal system of (a) male resource control, (b) male competition to the point of war and killing to obtain resources rather than being productive (football being a game symbolizing this - and actually representing this in player salaries), (c) male narcissism and pseudo-omnipotence and control represented by a male deity (i.e "God") and (d) female submission and dissociation (except in the home where mother authoritarianism sometimes occurs).

He wanted to have a modern marriage where he would be paid fairly, have a healthy connection with his wife (including a good sex life with her), and have the time to be a good dad to his children so he did some Tebowing to mock the patriarchal system (and those who are tools in it, like Tim Tebow) and show his objection to it.

by Denverite2 December 29, 2011

Tebowed

Verb: to get Jimmered; the act of unexpectedly getting worked by your opponent.

Did you see that! The Broncos just Tebowed the Steelers! Just like when Tebow Jimmered all those other teams.

by tyscat January 9, 2012

Tebow Magic

Performing Task that seem impossible but pulling it outta your ass at the last minute.

Winning a game in OT like it's nothin.

Guy1:Dude how did you win?
Guy2:After Reading the bible for a year I was invoked with Tebow Magic.

by Jaken Guard December 19, 2011

Tebow

verb: to cry like a bitch.

I know your cat died but stop Tebowing.

by The Rev D December 29, 2009

Tebow

One of the most famous homosexual football players in NCAA Division I history. Plays "quarterback" currently with the Denver Broncos.

Janice: Did you see Tebow cry on Sportcenter?
Me: Yep

by Jon221 January 20, 2012

Tim Tebow

(v.) to deny sexual intercourse with a female who is desperately attempting to mate with the male counterpart.

Person 1: Damn yo, this girl wants to fuck me soooo bad its rediculous.
Person 2: So you gonna smash that man?
Person 1: Nah yo, Im gonna Tim Tebow the shit out of her, sheel never have sex with me in her life.
Person 2: Damn you have the heart of a champion.

by phillybol January 23, 2011

Tebowed

The act of taking to the ground on one knee to avoid slippage of a previously inserted butt plug.

While Juan felt the urge to break wind, he quickly tebowed to avoid losing his favorite well lubed dildo.

by Mr. Hugh Jassy January 23, 2012