teabagger

A person who believes that wasting billions of taxpayer dollars on war and tax cuts is okay and that criticizing the president automatically makes you an anti-American traitor, but only if the president is a white Republican. If the president is a black Democrat, it's suddenly okay to brandish assault weapons at his rallies, call him a communist socialist Marxist racist Nazi terrorist nigge...whoops, Muslim. Teabaggers are typically obese inbred southern WASPs who are still upset that they lost the Civil War. Most of them can't spell worth a damn and think "nuclear" is pronounced "nookyular". Despite what they say, 99% of teabaggers are white and Republican.

The teabaggers at yesterday's rally waved signs claiming that the Civil Right's Act is communist and unAmerican.

by rtv0587 January 9, 2011

Teenagers

They scar the "living shit" our of Gerard Way

Lyrics: Teenagers scare the living shit out of me. They could care less as long as someone will bleed. So darken your clothes or strike a violent pose.

by Maggz14 December 27, 2013

Teabagger toilet

A toilet with a water level so high when a guy sits down his testicles touch the water!

Jim was caught off guard when he sat down and his balls got wet, frigin Teabagger toilet!!

by tatsmec January 5, 2017

Dark Dark Road to Teabaggery

1. A time when numerous drunk men, ala a bachelor party, are without women and are falling asleep.

"I watched Al fall asleep, it looks like he is taking the Dark Dark Road to Teabaggery."

by Zach, Al, Petey, Greg, Luke May 30, 2009

Teenager

Some one who is ready for the zombie apocalypse but not ready for tomorrows maths quiz

Teenagers are human treated as children but expected to act like adults.

by JustNick1O1 April 9, 2016

Teenager

Ok, learning time.
Being a Teenager myself, I feel I am best qualified to define this word. A teenager is anyone between 13-19. For some reason your brain says "Hey I just turned 13 so it's time to contemplate the universe!" For no reason at all. Each person usually "Discovers themself" at this age. (I discovered I am a Satanist ) and sometimes when you tell people about yourself, they'll say "It's just a phase"It is a time as well where half the time your questions are answered with "Your not old enough" or "Your too old for that"
There are many types of teens. Including but not limited to:
Stereotypical Teen.
•Always on phone
•Rebel
•Lazy
•Dumb
Emo:
•"Ugh..."
•Always "Misunderstood"
•their skin burns when exposed to sunlight
•Similar to an Edgelord.

Edgelord

•usually claims to be a Satanist but uses St. Peter's Cross
• Jokes about shootings and thinks it's ok.
• See douchebag
Average Teen
•The commonly held Teen "Norm" among teens
•Favorite food is usually pizza
•lazy
•food is life
•Always Tired
Punk
•Listens Strictly to Metal
•usually has a Mohawk and leather jacket.
•Rebel
Nerd
•Likes books and video games.
•good grades
•usually the Butt of the joke, especially in "I studied the BlAdE" Memes
Memester
•at least 2 social media profiles filled with memes.

•only talks about memes
•can be but us not always an Edgelord
There are many upsides to being a Teenager! One is you start to learn to drive.
In short being a Teen is just confusion.

I am a Teenager.

by UrbanScribe7 January 17, 2018

Teenager

Someone who posts a definition of their name on Urban Dictionary claiming they are a great boyfriend.

Other terms include teen and adolescent.

Person 1: Did you see what your name is on Urban Dictionary?
Person 2: Yeah, a teenager did it.

by YoMommaFarted June 20, 2018