tentacles

A strange fetish belonging to my gf.
Don't ask how it's even possible.

"OMG, did you read that fic where Gee has TENTACLES? It was soooo hawt!!!!1!!!11"

by mexheartxyou May 23, 2008

Tent Pussy

Military related term referring to sex in a field environment, usually only resorted to in desperation due to the dirty field condition of said pussy.

Joe 1: WTF man, youre like 20 minutes late replacing me for guard?????
Joe 2: Sorry dude, was gettin some tent pussy......
Joe 1: THOUGHT I smelled SPC Joyce.... its all good.

LOL, they caught a couple gettin tent pussy in the dumpster at AIT

by dbldragons December 20, 2010

Ballsack Tentacles

Small, foreign limbs protruding from the ballsack area which tend to emit a colorless, putrid smelling discharge.

Noob: hey what are those????//


Alexzander von dick sack: those are just my ballsack tentacles. Notice the putrid discharge?

by oprah hitler March 9, 2009

Boxer Tent

A tent that is pitched only upon arousal.
When a man/boy gets "excited" something that appears to be "tent-like" begins to form when the male species gets sexually excited.
Also known as a boner within boxers

My mom walked in on me while I was wathing a porno, I was so embarassed. I was sportin one mad boxer tent.

Dude you give me huge boxer tents.

by Miss Demise March 4, 2009

Tentacle Yaoi

A fandom involving bishis getting anally abused my tentacled plants or monsters.

Often popular with teen girls.

girl 1: *posts on a message board* Anyone want to roleplay some tentacle yaoi

*5 minutes later*

Inbox: you have 50 new messages

by y11er August 25, 2008

Tentacle Nipples

1. A horrific physical condition, probably genetic, in which tentacles extend from one's nipples in correlation with one's bitchy emotions. The tentacle nipples emerge extensively during full moons, sometimes stretching for miles and miles, wriggling grotesquely.

2. A nickname for one who suffers from said condition.

I wouldn't go for him if I were you; he has tentacle nipples.

by HarlotHolla March 14, 2011

XXX-TENTACION

A GREAT rapper who sadly died 7/18/18.

XXX-TENTACION is probably the greatest male rapper of ever

by Duh dumbass February 4, 2019