tazmanian twiddler

when a man makes love to a woman while spinning in circles, slobbering all over himself and twiddling his

dude i gave my friend the ole' tazmanian twiddler last night

by Dyke Jones April 23, 2006

tazoa

abb. n. pl. Spermatozoa The mature fertilizing gamete of a male organism, usually consisting of a round or cylindrical nucleated cell, a short neck, and a thin motile tail. Apparently these microscopic, haploid gametes taste terrible unless you're a porn starlet looking to make a name for yourself, were molested as a youngster, or are a fat girl or faggot (or any combination therein).

Purportedly tastes 'better' when exchanged between 2(two)or more females in a time-honored tradition known as 'cement mixing' or 'cum swapping.'

Yo, that 'single mother whore' that I met on the internet who showed me her tits on cam, came over last night and I gave her a tazoa milkshake. She gargled it, played with it in her mouth and showed me how healthy I was and what a great job I did before swallowing it all down. I haven't called the slut since.

by staringupyourskirt April 29, 2006

Tazmainian Toss Pot

Someone who is a mentally challenged, a wanker,arse wipe, etc, etc

You fucking Tazmainian Toss Pot

by QPod December 16, 2003

Tarmo

An insult to describe a dumb person

Person 1: you tarmo!

by Mekena the only good person June 25, 2019

tazmanian tail

When you stick your dick so far down a girl's throat it comes out her ass and looks like a tail.

"Man, last night she took the 'tazmanian tail' like a pro. It was incredible!"

by bigbadbob February 27, 2003

tagmonkey

One who loves to follow Isaac to www.tagmonkey.net. And make love to the monkey men that reside there.

This definition falls into the drugs category.

I love to tag the monkeys at tagmonkey.net because it is blah, etc.

by Isaac January 31, 2004

Tazmaniand45

Tazmaniand45 - The Sex of Runescape Pk'ing Over 3b Pk'd, Over 2b Lost.

Zezima: Yo you seen that Tazmaniand45 kid, i'm so envious, wish i could pk like that ya know
Gertjaars: Ye mete i know wot you mean, Pk is so haurd
Zezima: Learn English motherfucker

by srararegrh October 25, 2009