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Hot dog flavored tally whacker 

A dick,penis,cock,wang,thingy,wiener,ect. A nickname for a penis
I wanna fuck your beautiful Hot dog flavored tally whacker

Anal Tally

The process in which one removes dingleberries. It can be used as (1) the act of removing or (2) the amount of dingleberries removed.
(1) My recent anal tally ripped out more hairs than when Kevin James got his back waxed in Hitch.

(2) My anal tally was higher than the number of particles in the given universe.
Anal Tally by jackenpop May 2, 2008

Titantic Tally Whacker 

As usual,the the star of the porno movie had a titantic tally whacker .

Sex Tally Hall 

Sexual intercourse between the members of American Indie Rock group Tally Hall.
I hate those stupid queers Tally Hall... But I also love them. SEX TALLY HALL!
Sex Tally Hall by elektrascomplex November 11, 2022

Turban tally 

A derogotory game of amusement useually played by men driving through asain suburbs basically counting the amount of individuals wearing turbans.
''jesus we can have a good game of turban tally as we drive through bradoford''
Turban tally by C.Leggs August 25, 2009

birthday tally 

When a friend asks you to make-out with someone for their birthday.
The person is usually very cute (which makes it a challenge) or not that attractive but nice so they deserve some action.
Claire: "Molly, will you birthday tally Kevin K. for my birthday?"
Molly: "Of course, it might be a bit hard tho cuz he's such a babe and not a manwhore."