Toffi

A guy obsessed with your mom joke

Guy 1: I failed my math quiz :(
TOFFI: YOUR MOM LMAO AAHHAHAHA GOTTEM HEHEHEHEHE

by Reiyu November 24, 2021

Toffee Sniffer

Someone who is so thick-headed and stupid that their brains cannot possibly be something else other than toffee, and since the human body does not produce toffee naturally, it can only be snorted up through the nose. Also, only people that stupid has the tenacity to actually see it through to sniff up toffee.

My dude, that guy is waiting at that Stop sign for it to go green like a Toffee Sniffer.

Someone once asked me "What is a cordless phone?", now THAT is a real Toffee Sniffer.

by Alastor86 December 18, 2021

Toffiey

some random person who plays minecrafdt

has like 600 followers on tiktok or something idk (almost as famous as pewdiepie!)

if u accept this ill actually be so happy -toffiey

why is this Toffiey guy so dumb???

this "toffiey" guy just comboed me to oblivion in the hit-game minecraft!!!

by Toffiey March 17, 2022

sponge toffee

hard as a rock, sweet as hell

That guy is sponge toffee

by vietqueen January 19, 2018

Abstract Toffee

kind of stuff you see in your dreams, according to tom scott

Abstract Toffee
jinkulen manjaro

by keptndislllsuon January 13, 2021

chewing a toffee

To be touching cloth or about to shit one's self.

Can you cover me mate, I'm chewing a toffee.

by anonymous September 14, 2020

toffee

A toffee is a purpose made drink that is half coffee and half tea. It is very big on the continent at the moment and is very refreshing to drink.

"what would you like to drink sir?"
"do you have anything refreshing?"
"have you tried a toffee sir?"
"a toffee?"
"its half tea and half coffee sir"
"oh yes please, two sugars and leave the bag in!"

by Pablotours September 15, 2009