metric shit ton

A shitload of something. Added as a new unit of the metric system in 2011. True story.

we saw a metric shit ton of wine last night haha
no kidding
in the guys basement
he had at least 10 containers of wine
each one holds about 750 litres

by snuffaluffasaur August 17, 2011

shit-ton

An excessive or abundant amount.

I have a shit-ton of chicken marinating downstairs.

by Miss Shmanny February 9, 2009

Shit-ton

Used by imbeciles to describe an abundance of something. When in fact there is very little of that something.

You and 3 of your friends are on a camping trip
You: "Wow, I sure am hungry this morning"
Friend #1: <grinning ear to ear> "Don't worry bro, I made a shit-ton of pancakes for us!!"
<The pancakes are pulled out, and there are 6 of them. That's right, 6..... for 4 adult males.>
You, Friend #2,#3, and #4: <stare at Friend #1 in utter disbelief and disappointment>

by Blindstar July 5, 2014

Shit-ton

A shit-ton is the equal to 2000 shitloads.

We smoked a shit-ton of of bubble gum out of the 6-footer last night and everybody got crippled!

by Sidewaysusa May 17, 2008

Half Ton

A Pick-Up Truck that weighs a half ton.

ex.) Ford F-150, Chevy Silverado, Toyota Tundra, GMC Sierra, Honda Ridgeline, Dodge Ram, Suzuki Tracker

Truckguys'll tell ya, takin off from a dead stop with 10,000 pounds aint no picnic. So this half ton's got the most torque, 6-speed tranny with tow-haul mode...and 4 oversized disc breaks. Cuz stopping 10,000 pounds...aint no picnic either.

by TruckGuy May 7, 2009

Shit-ton

In otherwords it mean a whole lot. a ridiculously great abundance.

mom went shopping again and came back with a shit-ton of groceries she needs help unloading.

by JessdonStress October 14, 2010

grip ton

adjective-
an abundant amount of something.



synonym:firm grip

"she eats a grip ton of banana's."

by banana eater ahah lmao April 14, 2009