social tofu

A person who absorbs the personality and interests of the people around them like tofu absorbs the flavor of the food it is cooked with. They usually do this because they lack a personality of their own, and they will often forsake their previous persona for a new one at any given moment.

That guy is Social Tofu, sure he'll talk to you about the injustice of animal abuse but tomorrow he will defend bear baiting to the death.

by katie the lady August 30, 2010

tofu

A cheese-like product made from mixing soy beans with Plaster of Paris. Now used in products that try to imitate meat.

I tried a Boca burger after hearing from the vegetarians that soy tofu is healthier than meat. Ever since I bit into that soy burger, I vowed never to be tricked by those vege-bastards again! Also, I had a hard time eating anything else after that because that horrible-tasting shit-for-a-burger left a metallic taste in my mouth for hours.

by AYB March 31, 2003

tofu eating lesbian

noun. refering to a girl of homosexual orientation that likes to listen to ani di franco, and other angry lesbian music, accompanied by her vegetarian meal of choice ex.boca burgers , tofu,ect

i meet this girl at a drum circle she was such a tofu eating lesbian

by elizabeth & christine September 25, 2006

tofu

1. a nasty meat substitute
2. a nickname for chris hall from christopher to topher to tofu... "the other white meat"

1. Sara put tofu on her salad
2. Hey, Tofu, wanna debate about life?

by lisagirl April 7, 2003

tofuckwith

A project classified as more of a distraction than real purpose. Something probably not worth interest to anyone else.

The object also must not ever really gain any real purpose or function. When it does it can no longer be a tofuckwith, this object is not considered a project.

I wrote this program that plays flash games online for me, its just my stupid tofuckwith.

I have this old truck I work on, just some tofuckwith.

by David Hagler October 5, 2007

Touu

A common term used referring to other gays. most often gay strippers or someone who wants to express their gayness says it.

Gay 1 :"Touu look at those guys Luarita"
Gay 2 :"ayyy papii.. Touu lets go play light-sabers"

by betterdayz May 28, 2009

dick tofu

When Kitty is intoxicated and unable to say fuck you properly and auto correct keeps changing dick tofu to fuck you

Kitty: " Clark you are being a asswhipe dick tofu"

by Darth Leona July 21, 2016