pain of a thousand swords

When something hurts so bad, physically or emotionally, it's like being impaled by a thousand swords.

Often times affiliated with Might of Many Kings (physical), and Heart of Many Swellows(Emotional).

It was going to be so cool when I jumped over the roof, but I missed and fell two stories. It hurt like the pain of a thousand swords.

by Nathan Hulsey January 3, 2007

One thousand three hundred thirty seven

The equivalent of leet, or 1337, yet better since I am the only one who use it and am the sole creator of said phrase.

Lame: ROFL LOL LEET XD
Leet: Whoaz, one thousand three hundred thirty seven, man.

by Pikace April 16, 2004

have three thousand crush

a person like me, who loves a lot of people, 'cause they've different qualities that you adore. these qualities form your 'ideal boy/girl'. you like or love lots of people 'cause look like famous person or they're kind with you. it's not a bad things; obviously you can get with a one person, but never say never.

pers.1 i have three thousand crush!
pers.2 yeahh me too, but my fav is ...

by au3.8 November 23, 2021

Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes

wow.

just wow.

Are you that bored? Are you not doing your homework like me?

kek: i just searched up five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes on urban dictionary!

ket: get a life

by katehasisses February 4, 2023

You Forget A Thousand Things Every Day. How About You Make Sure This Is One Of 'Em

This is the famous quote from one of the three main characters from GTA V named Micheal De Santa

Man aims gun to robbers head "You Forget A Thousand Things Every Day. How About You Make Sure This Is One Of 'Em"
Pushes a Security guard at a jewel store "You Forget A Thousand Things Every Day. How About You Make Sure This Is One Of 'Em"
Security guard after the heist says "You Forget A Thousand Things Every Day. How About You Make Sure This Is One Of 'Em"
The actor Ned Luke says about GTA 6 "You Forget A Thousand Things Every Day. How About You Make Sure This Is One Of 'Em

by When you forget a 1000 things September 25, 2023

A Thousand Suns

Linkin Park's 2010 CD "A Thousand Suns" is a 4.75" polycarbonate piece of dog crap, and the most repulsive product ever produced by modern man. Each of its fifteen tracks is an amalgam of incessant whining, superficial liberalism, non-melodic political banter, and completely uninspired electronic gibberish that defies the term 'music'. If by 2012 the band's six members are not tried in The Hague for crimes against humanity, vigilantes must take action before Linkin Park can be allowed to release yet another travesty of incomprehensible proportions upon the masses of unsuspecting humanity.

"A Thousand Suns" scores a 0 out of 100, all copies should be melted, and the six band members should be forced to drink the molten plastic

by DarkX444 June 9, 2011

A bump is worth a thousand words.

When a situationally ethical US President broke his promise to make a rogue country a “pariah” over its grim human rights record, by fist-bumping with its de facto ruler, who green-lighted the murder of a dissident journalist.

The choreography of President Biden's interactions with the Saudi crown prince, which exonerates a grisly murder with the victim being dismembered without the rogue mastermind being made accountable, shows that a bump is worth a thousand words.

by MathPlus July 16, 2022