When you walk in shorts, and your thick thighs begin to eat the fabric. Resulting in a self-inflicted thigh wedgie. Can also be known to cause chub rub.
by RaisingtheCurtins October 9, 2019
Get the thigh wedgie mug.To review and rate another’s thighs, typically a female’s. The better the thighs, the higher the rating. Factors to account for when viewing thighs varies from person to person, but is typically and mainly based on thiccness, texture/appearance, and shape.
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“Just as I thought before, or even better, your thighs are very thicc and succulent looking. Honestly nice, round, and smooth thighs like those are the *best* kind of thighs. But on top of that your thighs are accompanied by thigh highs. They rival anime thighs, and anime thighs are usually drawn to perfection. Your thighs get a solid 9/10. Your thighs could only be made better if they were accompanied by black thigh highs. Then they would be as good as some of the best anime thighs. I’m not simping, but your thighs are damn fine. Your thighs have the perfect thiccness to choke/strangle a man. They look like they would be smooth and soft to the touch. The texture of how thighs *look* is an important part. Just as one would not eat a disgusting looking meal that tastes amazing, I would not want thighs that have all the perfect qualities but look terrible. Your thighs, however, look clear and delicious. One other thing; thicc thighs that are caused from being overweight aren’t attractive in the slightest. Judging from the top picture though, I can say that is not why your thighs are thicc, as you seem to have a slim waist; so that just makes the thiccness better than your average thigh. Actually, you know what? I didn’t account for how the thighs’ achieved thicc in my initial critique, so I’ll reevaluate the rating to a 9.3/10. The thighs are the best thighs someone could have.
This has been GodBroccoli11’s thigh review, thanks for your time. And for your thighs.”
“Just as I thought before, or even better, your thighs are very thicc and succulent looking. Honestly nice, round, and smooth thighs like those are the *best* kind of thighs. But on top of that your thighs are accompanied by thigh highs. They rival anime thighs, and anime thighs are usually drawn to perfection. Your thighs get a solid 9/10. Your thighs could only be made better if they were accompanied by black thigh highs. Then they would be as good as some of the best anime thighs. I’m not simping, but your thighs are damn fine. Your thighs have the perfect thiccness to choke/strangle a man. They look like they would be smooth and soft to the touch. The texture of how thighs *look* is an important part. Just as one would not eat a disgusting looking meal that tastes amazing, I would not want thighs that have all the perfect qualities but look terrible. Your thighs, however, look clear and delicious. One other thing; thicc thighs that are caused from being overweight aren’t attractive in the slightest. Judging from the top picture though, I can say that is not why your thighs are thicc, as you seem to have a slim waist; so that just makes the thiccness better than your average thigh. Actually, you know what? I didn’t account for how the thighs’ achieved thicc in my initial critique, so I’ll reevaluate the rating to a 9.3/10. The thighs are the best thighs someone could have.
This has been GodBroccoli11’s thigh review, thanks for your time. And for your thighs.”
by GodBroccoli11 April 14, 2020
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"You have a very nice thigh-ass"
by themartianmari November 10, 2021
Get the Thigh-ass mug.In the Movie "Dead Poets Society" it's the name Keatings gives himself. Some have speculated this could have a deeper relation with the Bible (Genesis 24:2 - 3 and Genesis 24:9) , but it's probably also just a gag made by the writers. Since everybody can appreciate a fellow thigh-enjoyer
in the same Book he is also notated as "Man most likely to do anything"
in the same Book he is also notated as "Man most likely to do anything"
by Gian69420 February 16, 2022
Get the Thigh Man mug.The special sauce created when an obese person has thigh sweat and to absorb the perspiration they add baby powder creating a gravy-like nastiness reserved for a special fetish episode of Jerry Springer.
Man 1: Yo, that girl is nasty. Don’t believe her when she tells you she has a WAP. It’s not her pussy thats wet.
Man 2: How do you mean?
Man 1: She had so much thigh sweat she had to go add some baby powder to absorb it all, but all she managed to do is make thigh gravy. I was like What The Fuck! I’m not putting my face in that.
Man 2: How do you mean?
Man 1: She had so much thigh sweat she had to go add some baby powder to absorb it all, but all she managed to do is make thigh gravy. I was like What The Fuck! I’m not putting my face in that.
by KnowItAll1979 February 5, 2023
Get the Thigh gravy mug.The area of a person's thigh where the skin folds and sweat accumulates. If not kept clean the area will become stinky and will need to be cleaned with soap and water.
Obese Wife: Honey ...I need you to clean my thigh fold again.
Husband: Yes dear!!!
Obese Wife: It's starting to itch again.
Husband: Kill me now!!!
Husband: Yes dear!!!
Obese Wife: It's starting to itch again.
Husband: Kill me now!!!
by JoeyBomm May 2, 2023
Get the Thigh fold mug.The bruises you get on your face when you go down on a woman and give her such a powerful orgasm she squeezes your face with her inner thighs like it's in a vice. The bruises you get are thigh bruises.
by Poodleusier June 24, 2004
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