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Group Therapy

The act of brotherly bonding while under the influence of marijuana. Group Therapy may be accomplished under the influence of various other drugs, but, cocaine's tendency to make you an insufferable prick, meth-amphetamine's tendency to make you a different variety, but still equally annoying, kind of prick, and heroin's general shittiness make weed the drug of choice. During a Group Therapy session, it is common for parties to have stoned revelations, confessionals, or general break downs. Like all stoned endeavors, group therapy should be accompanied with a liberal quantity of nutella, cheetos, and whatever the hell else you can find, so long as there is enough for everyone, lest your Group Therapy Session turn into a pissing match over the cheetos.
Etymology - The concept of a group bonding in a "therapy" session, however, typically this can be achieved without the aid of drugs. The basis for the use of this expression in the context of drugs however, stems from an album cover for the album "group therapy" by "dope". Connect the fucking dots.
Dude, do you like, dude, wanna come over for group therapy dude?
Aw fuck naw the last one was shit because you didn't bring enough goddamn nutella.
Dude, this is like ironic!
by wegwetgwegwergwetgrw October 20, 2010
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Conversion Therapy

One of the worst religous practices to exist in the United States, due to its controversial methods. Many of the poor people who attend there are scarred for life or commit suicide later on.
Person 1: Heard Jake got send to Conversion Therapy. How is he doing?
Person 2: Fuck that, he's screwed for life.
by senthurmanz July 4, 2017
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Retail Therapy

My therapist says a good day of retail therapy should bring me back around.
by AJ Evans April 8, 2007
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clocktower therapy

To deal with frustration by going on a shooting spree. Used as a way of describing a very high level of frustration.
"I'm so glad I can take a couple of weeks off or I'd be ready for some clocktower therapy."
by Andrew July 2, 2004
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Wet Dick Therapy

What a guy who's been recently dumped by his girlfriend desperately needs--to climb right back in the saddle and get his dick wet. Usually works wonders for a broken heart.
"Marcy just dumped Bill. He's really bummed out."
"He just needs a little wet dick therapy and he'll be fine."
by Ghostnote October 27, 2011
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robot-therapy

for ageing people in Japan. The therapy is done with the help of a 'partner robot'..if you must ask..that's the future, that's Japan!
Japan:1 America& the West: zip,zilch,zero,nil,nish,nada,naught,nothing..buppkis!
by hytham_hammer July 20, 2008
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Projectile Therapy

To relieve stress, assuage grief, blow off steam, etc. by means of archery or gunfire, usually at a target, but sometimes in the form of hunting.
I was so pissed at my boss I had to go to the range for some full-auto, brass rainbow projectile therapy.
by Jeremy Holler April 30, 2007
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