A girl that will make you ejaculate in a cup during sex to then try to read your future with it like it was tea leaves. Usually, they are crazy beyond repair and well use healing crystals as butt plugs.
Marc: How was that girl you hooked up with last night?
Jeremie: Bro she was a Sperm Witch when I cam she put my cum in a cup and said I was going to die in 3 years
Marc: You need to get a healing crystal to protect you
Jeremie: Bro she was a Sperm Witch when I cam she put my cum in a cup and said I was going to die in 3 years
Marc: You need to get a healing crystal to protect you
by hahasuka December 7, 2020
Get the Sperm Witchmug. A crystal enthusiast interested in furthering their esoteric knowledge via google (and instagram). The type of person with black chipped nail ‘who-felt-your-Gemini-energy’. Focuses on the optics of witchcraft. Consider this behavior gentrification.
by Withtheeyecontact September 8, 2020
Get the Google Witchmug. Witches Dip is when your so desperate for a shit at a festival you use a thunder box and the pile of turd is so high in the pan, that when you sit down you accidentally dip your bell end in to the pile shit !!!
In my haste, I sat down too quickly on the toilet before I could move my dick away, it was greeted with a witches dip
by Glassa2022 July 8, 2022
Get the Witches Dipmug. To consume varying amounts of Acid, Ketamine, Codeine, Cocaine, Cialis, Molly, and Coconut Water in one evening.
by Yomofuga January 16, 2016
Get the witch broomingmug. 1. Something very cold (as in "cold as a witch's titty").
2. Someone you who supports you who you know is evil (as in "drinking from the witch's titty).
2. Someone you who supports you who you know is evil (as in "drinking from the witch's titty).
1. You: "How's the weather in Melbourne?"
Me: "It's as cold as a witch's titty!"
2. Me: What are you doing these days?"
You: "Research project sponsored by Microsoft."
Me: "Microsoft? Man, you're drinking from the witch's titty!"
Me: "It's as cold as a witch's titty!"
2. Me: What are you doing these days?"
You: "Research project sponsored by Microsoft."
Me: "Microsoft? Man, you're drinking from the witch's titty!"
by vastheman February 18, 2009
Get the witch's tittymug. is a horrible skeleton sight of a woman. Has a long, pointy face that sits on top of a long neck and a long straight body. Has pale skin, purple rings around her eyes and long, stringy black hair. Is a terrible mother who abandons her children on doorsteps. Eye contact with one will silence the loudest and most talkative of things. Is the term Weetzie Bat uses to describe women like Witch Baby's real mother. Spends the whole day eating real sugary foods that burn the throat and drain the body.
Girl: "Did you see that thing?"
Friend: "Lanka Witch."
Girl: "Frightful to the eye."
synonyms: skeleton haggard frightful frock
antonyms: beautiful witch
feelings one has when encountering a lanka witch: stage fright shut up
Friend: "Lanka Witch."
Girl: "Frightful to the eye."
synonyms: skeleton haggard frightful frock
antonyms: beautiful witch
feelings one has when encountering a lanka witch: stage fright shut up
by Cherokee Thunderbat April 5, 2009
Get the Lanka Witchmug. by Kevinasneezaday January 10, 2021
Get the The witches kissmug.